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Originally published on October 21, 2009
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I want to direct this post to YOU.
YEAH YOU...
The one(s) who comes here each and every day.
The one(s) that leave a comment on each and every one of my fab posts.

I think it's TOTALLY awesome and stuff.
I would return the favor. I really would.

Oh, it's not that I don't like YOU or your blog.
I am sure it is loaded with PURE AWESOME-NESS.
just not as awesome as mine, obviously
You see, I just can't.
I'm busy.
Why?
UMM HELLO??? I'm like POPULAR and STUFF.
Just look at my followers.
Just look at my 400+ comments on each post.
You can't just expect me to visit all of you.......like EVER.....Can you?

I mean, Seriously.
I have to worry about other things.
like
posting my FAB blog all over the place
to get
Wait for it.....

MORE FOLLOWERS!
I am so gonna rule the blog-o-sphere one day.
SOOOOOO gonna do it

Plus more followers....more page views....more page views....higher alexa rating.....higher alexa rating.....bigger page rank....bigger pagerank means more money (or bigger goodies sent to me)

So, I am sure you understand why I just can't drop everything and leave you a comment.....like...EVER.

It's all about Priorities.
However, when I do finally make it big (WAY BIG) I am going to have my assistant(that's how big I will be) email all of you to say thanks.
Of course, the email will be mass because I just don't have the time to learn each of your names.
BUT
I adore YOU!
I really do.
(Which one of my 8,900 followers are you again?)

P to the S... Don't forget to leave me a comment.
Ya know, so I can TOTALLY ignore it again.
:Smooches:

Most of you will get this.
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Some of you won't.
Ya know what, It's ok.
Really.It.Is.