I told y'all that this blogging gig was gonna make me famous someday but I didn't know it would be this soon.
WOO to the HOO ! !
Lisa Marie Prestley emailed me today.
I know, I couldn't believe it either.
Oh, what's that?
You don't believe me?
HERE IS THE PROOF :
WOO to the HOO ! !
Lisa Marie Prestley emailed me today.
I know, I couldn't believe it either.
Oh, what's that?
You don't believe me?
HERE IS THE PROOF :
Michael Jackson the king of pop music born 29 August 1958, died 25 June
2009, I Lisa Marie Presley got married to Michael on 18 May 1994 the
marriage lasted till 18 January 1966, despite we got divorce indeed.
Sincerely we still love each other. Two days before Michael died he
provides me with $15,000,000:00 to construct a charity home in Nigeria.
ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH AND EVIDENCE
Presently in Nigeria after some days Michael housekeeper left a message on
my answering machine “Hello Lisa, Michael is died he was drug with
overdose of Diprevan, a powerful painkiller Michael death was plan by his
relatives, I have no one else to trust I have sent you the evidence I
recorded in a tap, my life is in danger” suddenly I heard gunshot
without doubt the housekeeper was the victim.
I could not believe what my
ears where hearing immediately I browse through the internet with my iphone it was boldly written on CNN website that Michael Jackson has been confirmed dead.
I played the tap I saw that Michael was injected with overdose of
Diprevan, a powerful painkiller which leads to is death, Michael death was
plan by his relative and our lawyer. According to the news the autopsy is correct about Michael death.
For security reason; the evidence tap and the money Michael give to me
regarding the construction company building the charity home in Nigeria, I
deposited it with a security company in Nigeria. Both baggages contain the evidence tap and $15,000,000 cash.
I’m writing you from ULTH hospital I have been in coma for some few past
days; I was shot twice in my stomach on my way going to the airport, I
believe that same people how killed Michael are also trying to kill me
because they most have known that I have the evidence of Michael death.
I need your assistance desperately not just for the moment but to make
history by letting the world know the truth of Michael Jackson death, or
we can just sit back to enjoying CNN broadcasting false news about Michael
death.
Due to my ill status I want the security company to deliver my
baggages to you, where you will find the evidence tap and $15,000,000:00
cash. Get back to me with the below information to know how confident you
are; Name….; Address……; Country…….; phone #......;
Lisa Marie Presley
Lisajackson.4life@gmail.com
Dooce is gonna be so jealous!
(and how cool is it that Lisa Marie Presley has a GMAIL account?)
She's cheap like the rest of us.
She also had very terrible grammar but I will overlook that.
Off to email her back . . .
I can't wait to hear from her!
marriage lasted till 18 January 1966, despite we got divorce indeed.
Sincerely we still love each other. Two days before Michael died he
provides me with $15,000,000:00 to construct a charity home in Nigeria.
ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH AND EVIDENCE
Presently in Nigeria after some days Michael housekeeper left a message on
my answering machine “Hello Lisa, Michael is died he was drug with
overdose of Diprevan, a powerful painkiller Michael death was plan by his
relatives, I have no one else to trust I have sent you the evidence I
recorded in a tap, my life is in danger” suddenly I heard gunshot
without doubt the housekeeper was the victim.
I could not believe what my
ears where hearing immediately I browse through the internet with my iphone it was boldly written on CNN website that Michael Jackson has been confirmed dead.
I played the tap I saw that Michael was injected with overdose of
Diprevan, a powerful painkiller which leads to is death, Michael death was
plan by his relative and our lawyer. According to the news the autopsy is correct about Michael death.
For security reason; the evidence tap and the money Michael give to me
regarding the construction company building the charity home in Nigeria, I
deposited it with a security company in Nigeria. Both baggages contain the evidence tap and $15,000,000 cash.
I’m writing you from ULTH hospital I have been in coma for some few past
days; I was shot twice in my stomach on my way going to the airport, I
believe that same people how killed Michael are also trying to kill me
because they most have known that I have the evidence of Michael death.
I need your assistance desperately not just for the moment but to make
history by letting the world know the truth of Michael Jackson death, or
we can just sit back to enjoying CNN broadcasting false news about Michael
death.
Due to my ill status I want the security company to deliver my
baggages to you, where you will find the evidence tap and $15,000,000:00
cash. Get back to me with the below information to know how confident you
are; Name….; Address……; Country…….; phone #......;
Lisa Marie Presley
Lisajackson.4life@gmail.com
Dooce is gonna be so jealous!
(and how cool is it that Lisa Marie Presley has a GMAIL account?)
She's cheap like the rest of us.
She also had very terrible grammar but I will overlook that.
Off to email her back . . .
I can't wait to hear from her!
15 comments:
Oh.Emm.Jee.
Oh, how lucky you are. You are so right...Dooce is gonna crack over this one.
What's even better is that you are now so FREAKING RICH!!! What are you going to do with that money? You better keep it a secret as all those people that MJ owed money to might not be thrilled with the fact that Lisa Marie Pressley just gave you all that money. You might need to go in to the Witness Protection Company or something.
Also, who knew that Lisa Marie was still so in love with MJ...I mean, I bet her current husband won't be thrilled with the "Lisajackson.4life" bit.
I am so jealous of you right now...
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing about her hubby. He can't be too happy about the Lisa Jackson bit.
I would love to be a fly on the wall when he finds out.
Hardy Har Har
Haha wow, you go girl!
Just what are you gonna do with all that cash! How lucky you are that she contacted you from the ICU??
bwahahahaa! gonna be cracking up over this for a bit! You'd think "Lisa" would speak better English and have better grammar seeing is how she IS from the US. bwhahaa! They are really getting hard up to get these scams out arent they?!
Aw man, I'm so jealous!! So, what are you going to do with all that money?!
I think you'd better call a news conference to announce the "truth" of his death. I mean, it's the right thing to do, right?
Man, the things these people come up with! How anyone is so stupid to believe it is beyond me!
Girl you are freaking LUCKY! And to think she picked you--you 2 are so going to be bff's!
I bet Oprah will have you on now! Can I come, too?
Oh my Goodness!!!! Will you still be my friend?1!!!
Ohhh wow. You can't make this stuff up!
Visiting you from SITS--thanks for the laugh!
This cracked me up! Congrats on the famous thing - I hear celeb status gets you lots of fun stuff! ;D
And I was just talking about MJ and people scamming fans with BS items just to get money off of his demise. Crazy world! But this is funny. seriously! LOL
Priceless!
Didja scoop the National Enquirer yet???
I KNEW she always had a place in her heart for Michael...'LisaJackson4Life'...so beautiful! **Sigh**
Love your blog!!!
-Michelle
DomesticationOfTheSingleGirl.blogspot.com
lmao! that is sooo funny, I get spam emails but none as funny as this!!
Lucky you!!
rofl
Now, you all leave poor Lisa Marie alone about her poor grammar and broken English. After all, she did just wake up from a coma. I'm surprised she could remember all of those details!
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