Showing posts with label are you jealous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label are you jealous. Show all posts

Jul 21, 2009

jaw dropped to the FLOOR, y'all !

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I told y'all that this blogging gig was gonna make me famous someday but I didn't know it would be this soon.
WOO to the HOO ! !
Lisa Marie Prestley emailed me today.
I know, I couldn't believe it either.
Oh, what's that?
You don't believe me?
HERE IS THE PROOF :
Michael Jackson the king of pop music born 29 August 1958, died 25 June
2009, I Lisa Marie Presley got married to Michael on 18 May 1994 the
marriage lasted till 18 January 1966, despite we got divorce indeed.
Sincerely we still love each other. Two days before Michael died he
provides me with $15,000,000:00 to construct a charity home in Nigeria.

ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH AND EVIDENCE
Presently in Nigeria after some days Michael housekeeper left a message on
my answering machine “Hello Lisa, Michael is died he was drug with
overdose of Diprevan, a powerful painkiller Michael death was plan by his
relatives, I have no one else to trust I have sent you the evidence I
recorded in a tap, my life is in danger” suddenly I heard gunshot
without doubt the housekeeper was the victim.
I could not believe what my

ears where hearing immediately I browse through the internet with my iphone it was boldly written on CNN website that Michael Jackson has been confirmed dead.
I played the tap I saw that Michael was injected with overdose of
Diprevan, a powerful painkiller which leads to is death, Michael death was
plan by his relative and our lawyer. According to the news the autopsy is correct about Michael death.

For security reason; the evidence tap and the money Michael give to me
regarding the construction company building the charity home in Nigeria, I
deposited it with a security company in Nigeria. Both baggages contain the evidence tap and $15,000,000 cash.

I’m writing you from ULTH hospital I have been in coma for some few past
days; I was shot twice in my stomach on my way going to the airport, I
believe that same people how killed Michael are also trying to kill me
because they most have known that I have the evidence of Michael death.
I need your assistance desperately not just for the moment but to make
history by letting the world know the truth of Michael Jackson death, or
we can just sit back to enjoying CNN broadcasting false news about Michael
death.
Due to my ill status I want the security company to deliver my

baggages to you, where you will find the evidence tap and $15,000,000:00
cash. Get back to me with the below information to know how confident you
are; Name….; Address……; Country…….; phone #......;

Lisa Marie Presley
Lisajackson.4life@gmail.com

Dooce is gonna be so jealous!

(and how cool is it that Lisa Marie Presley has a GMAIL account?)
She's cheap like the rest of us.
She also had very terrible grammar but I will overlook that.
Off to email her back . . .
I can't wait to hear from her!

 

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