I've been wanting some bagels for awhile now.
However, every time I made the grocery list the bagels were never on there.
As in : Momma forgot
But
Momma didn't forget the past week.
I finally got those bagels!
What else was on the list?
CREAM CHEESE, of course.
Get.em...Got.em...Good!
I toasted my bagel and put GOBS and GOBS of cream cheese on it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
or
So I thought.
Those bagels that I had wanted?
Well, I don't want them so much anymore.
The cream cheese....
Yeah, I still want that.
The bagels?
Not so much.
I walk past those bagels daily.
They beg to be eaten (especially before the expiration date).
I just can't.
I don't want them.
Did I use them?
*ashamed*
Did I really just want the cream cheese?
Did I only suggest buying bagels to make myself look better?
I mean, eating cream cheese out of the container would just be wrong, right?
The bagels, Were they just a cover up?
:Sigh:
I must tell the bagels.
I owe them the truth.
I only used them for the cream cheese....
As in : Momma forgot
But
Momma didn't forget the past week.
I finally got those bagels!
What else was on the list?
CREAM CHEESE, of course.
Get.em...Got.em...Good!
I toasted my bagel and put GOBS and GOBS of cream cheese on it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
or
So I thought.
Those bagels that I had wanted?
Well, I don't want them so much anymore.
The cream cheese....
Yeah, I still want that.
The bagels?
Not so much.
I walk past those bagels daily.
They beg to be eaten (especially before the expiration date).
I just can't.
I don't want them.
Did I use them?
*ashamed*
Did I really just want the cream cheese?
Did I only suggest buying bagels to make myself look better?
I mean, eating cream cheese out of the container would just be wrong, right?
The bagels, Were they just a cover up?
:Sigh:
I must tell the bagels.
I owe them the truth.
I only used them for the cream cheese....
5 comments:
I have a solution for you! We do it all the time at our house..
cream cheese on saltines! So yummy and the quantity of cream cheese compared to something else is much greater. So a very easy way to get your cream cheese fill. mmmmm
I was going to say, put it on Ritz! But Saltines would be just as delish, I'm sure :)
LOL Too funny. This is the same way I use the cracker for the cheese..the chip for the quacamole!
Found you through Top Mommy Bloggers and glad I did!
This is too funny. I hope you enjoyed yourself.
that's the only reason I eat celery, fiber crackers and jalapenos, so I can get my cream cheese fix!
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