With lips like these.....I couldn't resist

I can't help myself.

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Y'all know I can't.
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I have to do this.
Because
Honestly?
If I don't make fun of you . . .
then who will?
hmm
That did not sound right.
UH
What I meant to say is....
You are amongst friends.
I mean, I can make fun of you but no one else better think about it.
OR
I will pull pages out of their reading books.
OR
Something MUCH MUCH WORSE
I will tie them up in a chair and make them watch me eat the LAST BON BON in the package.
YEP!
I will.

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Today I will be discussing
the POUTY FACE, THE SMOOCHY LIPS, THE PUCKER-ROO . . .
errr
Whatever you call it.
It seems to be all over the place.
In facebook profiles
twitter pics
blog posts
Heck, I am surprised the TODAY SHOW hasn't included a "How to PUCKER UP" series on their 4 hour long snooze fest.



What's with this, people?

Is the "Smoochy" face really some sort of secret code?
Does the "PUCKER ROO" make your nose appear smaller?

I decided to do a little research.....
My conclusions:

Eh, not many.

But I did walk away with good "profile" pics.
WHAT DO YOU THINK??

Here's my "WHATCHA TALKIN' BOUT Willis" face :



And the "Wanda gon' rock yo world" face:

"Heeeeeyyyyy"
(Please tell me that someone remembers Wanda!)


And my . . .
Uh
Well
not real sure about this one


Ok, in CONCLUSION to the CONCLUSIONS . . .
It still looks crazy.

BUT
Pucker Up, Y'all!