UMM HELLO??
My baby ain't NO Einstein.
What's up with that?
HUH?
I went out and bought these dvd's to make my kid smart.
Ya see, Lil BUBBA'S momma (from down the road) talks about him being a genious and stuff.
Ya know,
Lil Bubba can do this....
Lil Bubba can do that...
Heck, I wouldn't about to let Lil Bubba outdo my kid.
We were going to SHOW them.
UH HUH
My baby was gonna be an Einstein.
HELLO?
The dvd had "EINSTEIN" on it.
AND
Einstein was like REAL SMART!!
Bought those dvds
Popped 'em in the dvd player
AND
let them do their job
Of course, I didn't expect anything after day 1 or even day 2 but BOY oh BOY was I excited for day 3.
"Alright baby, show me your SMARTS!" I said
We had ourself a little "lesson" right there in the floor.
yes.we.did.
Of course, I started off with the easy stuff.....
Ya know
Like
Pre-Algebra questions
I was gonna save the Geometry for Day 5.
BUT
We ran into a little problem.
Baby wouldn't tell me the answer.
OK
So maybe Algebra wasn't baby's subject.
We moved on to French.
I asked baby to sing Mary had a little lamb (in french, of course).
Again, NOTHING.
Now....here is when I started to worry.
Would we need to go purchase Baby Einstein for Dummies?
:Sigh:
Then I got word that Baby Einstein dvd's really didn't turn kids into geniuses.
YOU HAD ME FOOLED, BABY EINSTEIN!
BUT
What a relief...
I was thinking my kid was a dummy.
Now I have to go find some other dvd's to make my kid smart.
Suggestions?
I mean, I would teach them myself but I am like SUPER BUSY around here.
I just don't have time for things like that.
@@
^
.
.
.
(that's me rolling my eyes)
I'm curious
How many of you are going to actually get a refund on these dvds?
just-a- wonderin'
My baby ain't NO Einstein.
What's up with that?
HUH?
I went out and bought these dvd's to make my kid smart.
Ya see, Lil BUBBA'S momma (from down the road) talks about him being a genious and stuff.
Ya know,
Lil Bubba can do this....
Lil Bubba can do that...
Heck, I wouldn't about to let Lil Bubba outdo my kid.
We were going to SHOW them.
UH HUH
My baby was gonna be an Einstein.
HELLO?
The dvd had "EINSTEIN" on it.
AND
Einstein was like REAL SMART!!
Bought those dvds
Popped 'em in the dvd player
AND
let them do their job
Of course, I didn't expect anything after day 1 or even day 2 but BOY oh BOY was I excited for day 3.
"Alright baby, show me your SMARTS!" I said
We had ourself a little "lesson" right there in the floor.
yes.we.did.
Of course, I started off with the easy stuff.....
Ya know
Like
Pre-Algebra questions
I was gonna save the Geometry for Day 5.
BUT
We ran into a little problem.
Baby wouldn't tell me the answer.
OK
So maybe Algebra wasn't baby's subject.
We moved on to French.
I asked baby to sing Mary had a little lamb (in french, of course).
Again, NOTHING.
Now....here is when I started to worry.
Would we need to go purchase Baby Einstein for Dummies?
:Sigh:
Then I got word that Baby Einstein dvd's really didn't turn kids into geniuses.
YOU HAD ME FOOLED, BABY EINSTEIN!
BUT
What a relief...
I was thinking my kid was a dummy.
Now I have to go find some other dvd's to make my kid smart.
Suggestions?
I mean, I would teach them myself but I am like SUPER BUSY around here.
I just don't have time for things like that.
@@
^
.
.
.
(that's me rolling my eyes)
I'm curious
How many of you are going to actually get a refund on these dvds?
just-a- wonderin'
6 comments:
stick with it, it's only after day 8 that they can recite "mary had a little lamb" in french;)
Did I miss something in the real world? Are people really wanting refunds on the DVD's.. wouldn't surprise me. People are so entitled like that.
This whole "get a refund on the DVD's" is a farce! How many people do you really think are going to do it? Especially because it's not really a "refund" but a credit towards a future DVD. Whatevs.
Haha! Dropping by from SITS and your blog cracked me up! Hey, if I listen to those DVDs will they make me an Einstein? That's what I want to know!
I am on year 3 and STILL no geniuses here. Damn liars! I tell ya when it says Einstein on the cover, I want some results. So I went one step further and bought a biography of Einstein. It didn't work either! What kind of crap is this. Then I came across the movie, Baby Geniuses. Damn little snot didn't learn a thing!
Thanks for stopping by my blog!! You have a cute blog!
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