Dear Santa

So, yeah I was supposed to get this up yesterday for Mama Kat's Writers Workshop but I flaked and well.....DIDN'T.

IMA SLACKER or something like that.
But Hey Slackin' works for me and that's all good and stuff.

I thought I would send Santa my list via a blog post.
WHY?
Well, because me and Santa....
We are like THIS.

(Uh, and if you could see me right now then you would totally see my fingers crossed.)
Ya know.....as in LIKE THIS
Oh, you know what I mean.

Santa follows me on Twitter.
HE DOES.

I'm not lying.
(Santa would know anyway.)
I'm even on the "Good List".

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It's me.....Linda aka trendytykes on twitter.
I just thought I would get a jumpstart on the list making this year since I know how busy you can get closer to the big day.
I want to thank you for putting me on the "GOOD" list this year.
psst....so glad that you let the small things slide this year.
Whew!
I was starting to worry a little.
I mean, YES the kids did survive after eating that Mac and Cheese that was outdated.
But I still felt bad.
Who knew noodles went bad??
& Hunky Hubby also forgave me for tearing that page out of his book.
(looks like you did too!)
Oh, and we can't forget about the time I made Lil Princess wear those shoes that were two sizes too small.
I did feel a teeny bit bad BUT I did tell her to sit down for the majority of the time she was in church.
Good news....
Her toes survived.
She forgot about the incident
and obviously you did too.

THANKS SANTA!!

There's only one thing that I want this year:

I want Paula Deen to follow me on twitter. That's all.
Heck, I don't even expect her to send me daily tweets. All I want is to see her name under my followers list.
I've been trying to get her attention but NOTHING so maybe you can help me??
I even BANNED HAM for her.
Please don't offer up a substitute either. I don't want any of the other food network stars following me. Nope No Way.
Don't even think about giving me anyone else.
*Between you and me, I don't even like some of them.

Sure, those Neely people are from my neck of woods but geesh, she tends to go a little OVERBOARD : meaning she tries too hard and she's not that funny.

Oh, and Ina Garten (YAWN) too fancy schmancy for me.

Bobby Flay??
He acts a little....
Well....
Ya know, Like his egg salad doesn't stink or something.

Nah.
No substitutes. I want Paula Deen.

Tell her that Dr. Pepper follows me on twitter.
I'm not real sure if it's the can or the bottle but either way IT'S DR FREAKING PEPPER!
That should make her wanna follow me, right?

Oh and YOU follow me.
Does it get any bigger than Santa Claus??
&
Darth Vader used to follow me.....
All that heavy breathing kind of freaked me out though.
I had to unfollow.

(hope he doesn't see this.)

Make my wish come true, Santa!

signed,
Linda

Psst.... Tell her I like butter.
A LOT

Psst....Psst....
If you can't make it happen (I'll blame Bobby Flay)
I just don't dig that dude.
Anyhoo, if you can't make it happen then I will take more bon bons.