(super mom in training)
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Let me just say this . . .
I play to WIN.
My kids . . .
Well, they play to win also.
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
This doesn't fly with momma though.
I refuse to give in.
I refuse to let them SLIDE BY.
Or rather
CHEAT!
Yep, you heard me.
I don't care if you are 4 or 54.
I am in it to win it.
HEAR ME?
And don't you dare give me that "Gomomma (aka grandma) always lets me win."
NOPE
NOT GONNA WORK
You still aren't getting any freebies.
I aint your GOMOMMA (aka grandma).
NO, you can't reroll the dice until you get a number that you like.
YES, I saw you move your game piece one more time than it should have been moved.
PUT IT BACK!
NO, you can't have another guess . . .WAIT UNTIL YOUR NEXT TURN!
NO, I didn't give you the "bad" cards. I am just lucky, I guess?
And for the love of monkeys, please don't pout when I beat ya.
(There's no crying in CONNECT FOUR.)
Suck it up and try again next time.
Now, who wants to play with me?
huh?
hello?
OH.WELL
I play to WIN.
My kids . . .
Well, they play to win also.
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
This doesn't fly with momma though.
I refuse to give in.
I refuse to let them SLIDE BY.
Or rather
CHEAT!
Yep, you heard me.
I don't care if you are 4 or 54.
I am in it to win it.
HEAR ME?
And don't you dare give me that "Gomomma (aka grandma) always lets me win."
NOPE
NOT GONNA WORK
You still aren't getting any freebies.
I aint your GOMOMMA (aka grandma).
NO, you can't reroll the dice until you get a number that you like.
YES, I saw you move your game piece one more time than it should have been moved.
PUT IT BACK!
NO, you can't have another guess . . .WAIT UNTIL YOUR NEXT TURN!
NO, I didn't give you the "bad" cards. I am just lucky, I guess?
And for the love of monkeys, please don't pout when I beat ya.
(There's no crying in CONNECT FOUR.)
Suck it up and try again next time.
Now, who wants to play with me?
huh?
hello?
OH.WELL
12 comments:
This is so cute! I was always trying to re-roll the dice when I was a kid because I didn't like the numbers I got. That totally didn't fly with my family though! :)
I'm with yah. I'm not raising some sissy pants whiners! You got to learn how to loose with a smile on your face.
I'd take the failed stamp off. Super Mom you are! Teaching your kids to play fair is a valuable lesson! Toughen em up!
You really are One Tough Mother! ;)
that is so funny!! i am so competitive by nature and so is my hubby..it will be funny to see how noah is as he gets older.
btw, thanks for following me!! i'm so new at this Twitter stuff! :)
I would never stoop so low. (cough)
Nice to meet you.
Oh I will so play you...
Right there with ya! The tears don't work either...
i'm with ya. well, maybe not after a really long day and all are crying to the TOP OF THEIR LUNGS. just sayin' i'm weak at times.
fun post.
hey - thanks for letting me know it was national s'mores day. i'm hitting the kitchen - right now, before it's over.
Haha! It's soooo on!
haha!! I think you should definitely play to win!
LOL!
I think you are teaching them some Good Skilz Momma!! Keep it up!
& remember...
"To be a good winner..you must first be a good looser."
i think I read that on a fortune cookie or something. lol!
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