BOO!

It's like a ghost town around here.
Is it because of the holiday?
College football?
WHERE IS EVERYONE? I am B to the O -R-E-D!
I've been browsing.
I've been blog hopping.
I've been....
Well...
I haven't been doing much.
I did get a little giggle from Google Analytics.
(Do you have this installed on your blog?)
It tells ya how everyone got to your blog.....what crazy keywords they used.
I tend to get a kick out of it.

Here's the ones that amused me the most :

Your son RIP is on line toot
also, son Rip is on line toot video and Rip Toot Gas
UH HUH, I am not the only one talking about toots and stuff.

Bathroom Blogging
I'm not the only one?

Boom Chalok
Eh, Don't you mean Boom Cha lok lok Boom?

construction daddy having a baby
WOW, Congrats!
I think?

I heart Nerds.
Awww...I do too!

Ima Hog
Awww....so am I!

Kids that have gone insane
uh, what about mom that has gone insane?

ironing made easy
ROFL! How did they end up on my blog?
IRON? We call it a DRYER.

Mckmama affair husband
Geesh, why is anyone even searching that and how did you end up HERE?
It's called MIND YO OWN BIZNESS.

What makes my hubby hunky?
Ok, I have a hunky hubby so everybody wants one now.
Geesh.....people.
GEESH!
(how many times can I say GEESH before it gets annoying?)
GEE-------
eh, nevermind

&
My favorite

Plain to the Insane, Oh
I love it.
I may steal it.
It will be my new catchphrase.
Yep.
It will.

P to the S: I added link within back to the blog. Let me know if it slows anything down.

My Trendy Tykes *featured finds*

In other words . . .

MAMA LIKES! Mama really REALLY likes!
Give it up for ACCESSORIES
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Little Choopie hair bobbies

Chirp hair cookie from CremeDeLaGems


Punk Girl black & white leggings from alexisprincesswear

Click on those links and shop 'til ya drop!

Things that make ya go hmmmm....

Soooooooooooooooo . . .
I went to the store last night.
UH HUH
I had to get dishwashing (detergent) tablets.
YEP
Picked them out and made my way to the counter.
OH YES I DID
Young girl at the cash register :
"Ooooh these dishwashing tablets smell good."
Me:
"UH HUH."
Young girl at the cash register:
"So, what do you do with them?"
"Just put them in the dishwasher?"
Me:
"Yeah, amazing....huh?"

What I wanted to say:
"Nah, I just sit them on top of the dishwasher and stare at them all pretty in the package."
"Of course, that is UNTIL we have no dishes to use."
"When I get tired of using my fingers to pick up peas then I just go over to the package and say
CLEAN, PLEASE!"
"They're MAGIC".....
"MAGIC TABLETS!"
Yea, that's what I wanted to say.

Because I have nothing else to post

the cat is just too happy

He's cool. Uh HUH (get's that from me, ya know?)

That pirate training is really paying off.
ARGH!

Sorry guys.
This homeschooling stuff is wearing me out.
(First Week back, ugh!)
I am going to get my groove back.
OH YES.
YES INDEED.
And When I do....
Well, I'll have more time for YOU!

My friends get cookies! What do you give yours? HUH?

It's that time again.

Time to give one of my lovely followers a prize.
A prize for coming here each week and reading my nonsense......
Yep Yep!
That definitely deserves a prize.

This month's prize is from the super duper folks over at My Blog Spark.
You will receive the following:


Pillsbury Back to School shaped sugar cookies (yum!)
reusable lunchbag
&
school supplies (pencil sharpener, ruler and school box)

The best part of the prize package?
Uh, the cookies!
I have found that I can never go wrong with pre- sliced Pillsbury refrigerated cookie dough.
Plus, the shapes??
Kids go crazy over that kind of stuff.
:SCORE:
Let's see....
Who will be making their kiddos some school bus cookies???
hmm
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how about
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One of my newer followers, "L" from The Paper Note ?

Sounds like a winner to me!
Congrats "L" and thanks for following me.

THOSE big straws

So, there I was .....in the kitchen. (Shocking I know.)

loading dishes into the dishwasher

Lil Man walks in and says "Momma, can I have one of those BIG straws like the PRINCESS has?"
Me : "What straws?"
Lil Man leaves the kitchen and comes back with THIS BOX.

Me: "uhhh, NO!"
Lil Man : "Well, Can I have THIS?"

Me: "uhhh, NO!"
I don't think the tampon instruction insert is on our "recommended" reading list this year.

Geesh!
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Straws?
I didn't even ask but they better leave my straws alone.
THEY ARE NOT CHEAP.
Just picture me on the floor searching for "STRAWS".
(Where are the STRAWS????)

'cuz I am the Cat's Meow

Dearest humans,
I have decided to hijack my owner's blog.
That's right, I grabbed the big black thing that my owner likes to tap on.
I proceeded to the bathroom and now I am sitting on the toilet NOT USING IT.
(I don't get humans but this is what my owner does so I can only assume this is what you are supposed to do.)
Oh, wait.
I have to go lock the door so the little humans can bang on it saying "LET ME IN!"
side note observation- How many humans does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Because there are 5 in this house and the toilet paper holder is still empty.
Ok, I think I am ready.....
My name?
Well, that's not really important is it?
I mean seriously do you think I would tell you my name so that some lunatic could come and kidnap me?

instead, I will give you a photo
Ok, that was a little scary.
I know that I am beautiful and all but when I went into my owner's folder to grab a recent pic, THERE WERE WAY MORE PICS OF ME THAN ANY HUMAN SHOULD HAVE.
just between you and me.....I think she has issues!
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Like I was saying, I have hijacked the blog.
PLEASE SOMEONE COME AND SAVE ME!
My owner has gone bonkers.
She hasn't been eating her bon bons.
She hasn't been watching her soaps.
She hasn't been getting dressed.
Her hair is a mess.
(Oh wait, it's always that way.)
There are all kinds of books just sitting around and she's been READING.
She's been reading books with NO PICTURES.
:Gasp:
I keep hearing something about "School Work".
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If I know anything about my owner.....
I know whatever this "School Work" is, WELL....
It's got to be killing her.
It's WORK afterall.
My owner doesn't do "WORK" very well.

Can someone help a cat out?

All of this work is making her too busy for me.
Also, these little humans being around me all the time is REALLY starting to grate on my nerves.
A cat must have her privacy, ya know?

UH.OH.
I better get off of here.
I think I hear my owner.
She mumbled something about being "SO DONE" for the day.
One of the little humans must have done something.
OOOOH.....
I know they did now.
She just told them that "Mommy was off for the night" and to "Leave a message after the beep"
----gotta go