Showing posts with label watching soaps and eating bon bons all day long. Show all posts
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Feb 7, 2010

gotta eat the bon bons (diggin' day)

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This post was originally published on August 20, 2009

I often get the same question over and over again from my IRL friends/family . . .
"What do you do ALL DAY LONG?"
Well,
NOT MUCH
IF
ANYTHING AT ALL
You see, my house is always spotless.
Dishes are never in the dishwasher.....hiding.
Clothes never get left in the washing machine.
Bathroom toilets never need scrubbing because I have trained the lil man so well.
He can aim now!
The kids N---EVER ask for anything because they can do it themselves.
Sure, I even let them slice and dice apples with SHARP knives.
They are just that GOOD!

I have so much time on my hands that I often find myself saying "I'm BORED."
"I'M BORED" . . .
over and over again
Some days I paint my toenails.
Some days I do my fingernails.
When I run out of polish choices, I am forced to move on to something else.
The masseuse comes on wednesdays and my personal trainer comes on fridays so that gives me something to do on those days.
Oh, one time I played Wii bowling all day.
I perfected my bowling score.
But
Then got that "Wii Elbow" so I haven't played anymore.
There's only 4 soap operas that I keep up with and they only take up HALF of my day.
The other half, I walk around saying
"I'm Bored."
"I'm Bored."
Some days I just sit on this computer all day long.
Of course, I make sure that I go to the bathroom beforehand and I ALWAYS have snacks around in case I get hungry.
I would hate to have to get up, ya know?
&
Some days (OK, most days) I don't even feel like cooking.
Sooooo I DON'T COOK!

Oh, I also eat BON BONS.
lots and lots of bon bons

I don't want to make hunky hubby feel bad since he has to work all day while I sit here and do nothing so as soon as I see his car coming down the road I JUMP UP and rush into the kitchen to do something.

What about the kids? (they ask)
They are around here somewhere, I think??
Like I said, they are perfect lil angels ALL THE TIME.
They don't need me.

:sigh:
Don't be jealous.

Nov 12, 2009

Gimme lip . . .

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The Prompt:
1.) Describe the best/most creative punishment you have ever given your children or received yourself.

Well, I've already told you guys about my new form of punishment.
If you missed it, then clicky click this linky link.

Now, I give you the results :
Things are going pretty good (for momma).
They gimme LIP and I give them a chore or three
....
*I love to hear them whine now.
It brings me PURE JOY!

Check out what's going on . . .

This


and this



is making momma like THIS



And then I can do THIS



While watching THIS





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