Let's talk about "Skinny Jeans" for a minute.
Skinny jeans seem to be all the rage.
Everywhere I turn, I see SKINNY JEANS.
Here Skinny Jeans, There Skinny Jeans.....Everywhere Skinny Jeans
I am constantly hearing "Put on your SKINNY JEANS."
Question: What am I doing wrong?
Obviously my "Skinny Jeans" didn't come with instructions.
WHY AREN'T THEY MAKING ME SKINNY?
What's the trick?
I don't even FEEL skinny wearing them.
I mean, HELLO! I had to unbutton them just to eat my cheeseburger the other night.
That can't be right, Can it?
Skinny jeans seem to be all the rage.
Everywhere I turn, I see SKINNY JEANS.
Here Skinny Jeans, There Skinny Jeans.....Everywhere Skinny Jeans
I am constantly hearing "Put on your SKINNY JEANS."
Question: What am I doing wrong?
Obviously my "Skinny Jeans" didn't come with instructions.
WHY AREN'T THEY MAKING ME SKINNY?
What's the trick?
I don't even FEEL skinny wearing them.
I mean, HELLO! I had to unbutton them just to eat my cheeseburger the other night.
That can't be right, Can it?
Skinny jeans . . . My.Rear.End