I am disgusted.
I am angry.
I have been deceived.
I AM SUING someone's pants off.
You see, I was reading a MOMMY BLOG the other day and she was going on and on about how a certain brand of brownies were too die for yummy. She also mentioned that they were some of the BEST brownies that SHE had ever eaten.
What did I do?
I purchased the brownies.
Afterall, I am a brownie lover.
Now, I will admit that these brownies were pretty good but they were NOWHERE NEAR the best brownies that I had ever eaten.
FRAUD!
I smell a lawsuit coming.....
Oh, but that's not all.
I used to think that along with being generous that ALL mommy bloggers were RICH!
Why?
Well, they always host giveaways.
TONS OF GIVEAWAYS.....all the time!
Good stuff too.
*WRONG*
Get this, companies actually send them products in exchange for something called a REVIEW.
Can you believe it?
If I had only known sooner....
Maybe there would not have been so many quarrels with Hunky Hubby over this.
Everytime we purchased something (ya know, like a microwave oven or Kitchen Aid mixer) I would ask to get an additional one to use as a giveaway.
Hunky Hubby told me "No".
Gee thanks BUB, there goes my dreams of being POPULAR.
hmph....
The secret is out, mommy bloggers.
THE SECRET IS OUT.
Word to the Wise, in the future when you REVIEW something you better make sure that YOUR opinions match MY opinions.
But for now, I will sue.
Do I dare ask "What next"?
Are you going to tell me that Beyonce doesn't stand over the kitchen sink dying her hair with Loreal hair color?
or
Red Bull doesn't give you wings?
I am too upset to continue....
I will give you more details tomorrow.
I have been deceived.
I AM SUING someone's pants off.
You see, I was reading a MOMMY BLOG the other day and she was going on and on about how a certain brand of brownies were too die for yummy. She also mentioned that they were some of the BEST brownies that SHE had ever eaten.
What did I do?
I purchased the brownies.
Afterall, I am a brownie lover.
Now, I will admit that these brownies were pretty good but they were NOWHERE NEAR the best brownies that I had ever eaten.
FRAUD!
I smell a lawsuit coming.....
Oh, but that's not all.
I used to think that along with being generous that ALL mommy bloggers were RICH!
Why?
Well, they always host giveaways.
TONS OF GIVEAWAYS.....all the time!
Good stuff too.
*WRONG*
Get this, companies actually send them products in exchange for something called a REVIEW.
Can you believe it?
If I had only known sooner....
Maybe there would not have been so many quarrels with Hunky Hubby over this.
Everytime we purchased something (ya know, like a microwave oven or Kitchen Aid mixer) I would ask to get an additional one to use as a giveaway.
Hunky Hubby told me "No".
Gee thanks BUB, there goes my dreams of being POPULAR.
hmph....
The secret is out, mommy bloggers.
THE SECRET IS OUT.
Word to the Wise, in the future when you REVIEW something you better make sure that YOUR opinions match MY opinions.
But for now, I will sue.
Do I dare ask "What next"?
Are you going to tell me that Beyonce doesn't stand over the kitchen sink dying her hair with Loreal hair color?
or
Red Bull doesn't give you wings?
I am too upset to continue....
I will give you more details tomorrow.