Come on kids.....work with me

I say "SMILE" and this is what I get :

It happens ALL.THE.TIME

Why can't they be normal?
WHY?
Wait, you better not answer that one.

P to the S : Notice that I DID NOT title this post "Wordless Wednesday".
By now, Y'all know that I am not a "WORDLESS" type of gal.
in other words....I can't keep my trap shut.