Kids say the darndest things

The other day while I was in the back of the house I could hear the LITTLE MAN shouting something. Of course, I was shouting back because that's how we communicate....ya know?
Anyhoo after a few shouts I could still not hear what he was saying so I came into the room in which he was in.
I asked him what all the shouting was about and he said:
"MOM, P-U-S was just here."
me: HUH? P-U-S??
"Yeah, *P-U-S*, and they left a box."

:Snicker:

While folding clothes the other day I overheard my two younger kiddos singing.....
"Shake your BOOD thing, Shake your BOOD thing, YEAH YEAH!"
I asked them what they were singing and they told me again ....
"Shake your BOOD thing, Shake your BOOD thing, YEAH YEAH!"
After a little pondering, I noticed that they were actually singing ...
"Shake your GROOVE thing, Shake your GROOVE thing, YEAH YEAH!"

LOL

**BOOD as in BOOTY? haha