Showing posts with label Dear Paula Deen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dear Paula Deen. Show all posts
Feb 23, 2010
Nov 29, 2009
The Swine really FLEW, Y'all
I haven't forgotten.
Nope.
How can I?
I mean THIS happened to my girl, Paula Deen.
Because of this incident...
Ham has been banned here.
Yep.
There will be no ham eaten in the "H" household.

I urge you to go on a HAM STRIKE with me.
We just can't let a ham hit Paula Deen in the face and GET AWAY WITH IT.
CAN WE?
Just say NO to ham, Y'all.
Just to clarify...
Ham sandwiches are ok.
yeah yeah yeah....
BUT ham on a sandwich is still ham (you say)
Nah, It's PROCESSED and PACKAGED and STUFF.
We are just boycotting ham that is shaped like a HAM.
Ya know, Ham that can HURT SOMEONE.
It's all good.
BUT
If you are still uneasy about the packaged stuff.....
I can make up a ham sandwich and toss it at Hunky Hubby's head.
Ya know, to see if it hurts.
*testing purposes*
P to the S: Paula, I'm doing this for you, girlfriend.
follow me on twitter?
@trendytykes
hint hint
Nope.
How can I?
I mean THIS happened to my girl, Paula Deen.
Because of this incident...
Ham has been banned here.
Yep.
There will be no ham eaten in the "H" household.
I urge you to go on a HAM STRIKE with me.
We just can't let a ham hit Paula Deen in the face and GET AWAY WITH IT.
CAN WE?
Just say NO to ham, Y'all.
Just to clarify...
Ham sandwiches are ok.
yeah yeah yeah....
BUT ham on a sandwich is still ham (you say)
Nah, It's PROCESSED and PACKAGED and STUFF.
We are just boycotting ham that is shaped like a HAM.
Ya know, Ham that can HURT SOMEONE.
It's all good.
BUT
If you are still uneasy about the packaged stuff.....
I can make up a ham sandwich and toss it at Hunky Hubby's head.
Ya know, to see if it hurts.
*testing purposes*
P to the S: Paula, I'm doing this for you, girlfriend.
follow me on twitter?
@trendytykes
hint hint
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Dear Paula Deen,
follow me on twitter PAULA DEEN,
I banned ham,
swine flew
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