I've flipped my channel

Anyone catch Dancing with the Stars last night?

(insert blank stare here)

I'm glad that my kids were in another room when that chick was parading around on the dance floor in her bra and panties.

&
Why were all the ladies wearing sheets ?

 I'm still not diggin' Brooke Burke either.  

*click*

Poor Jack Bauer. He's has no luck when it comes to the ladies.

I never liked her anyway. 

*click*


Oh, look....

They're painting. Two oldies are painting together. So stinkin' sweet : ) OH WAIT...

TOO.MANY.PAINT.FUMES.

WHAT?

NOW?

because ya just never know when the mood will hit

MY EYES!!!!

I guess there will be a lot of painting in my future.

*You can call me granny goodtimes too!

hmmm...

I also have to get a couple of bathtubs.
Yes, a couple of bathtubs will be needed.
I'm going to place them out there in the backyard. 

Ya know, so we can lay there naked and stare off in space like all other old people do.

Yep,That's what you do when you get old.

It says so on the commercial.

I just hope no one sneaks up behind us.

Well, hold the phone...

That is, if I actually make it to that point.

With all these crazy side effects and meds these days.

Sure thing....

exploding "bowel movements", flesh eating bacteria, the urge to knaw your arm off on contact...

I can handle those!

Just take care of my pesky allergies.

The rest I will deal with.

What?

I'll lose a couple of toes and my eye will be out of whack?

That's ok.

I can hang.

Just tend to my high cholesterol.

*click*

SHAM WOW!
I still kind.of. want one of those. 

And there ya have it ladies and gents....
My random thoughts aka Mumbo Jumbo for the day (AS SEEN ON TV EDITION).


Hey!
Don't mute me.