the other word for pooooooop

Ah, the conversations that are carried on in this household . . .

Big girl : "Momma?"
Me: "Huh?"

Big Girl: "What's that other word for poop? "
Me: "HUH??"

Big Girl: "Ya know, the other word for poop."

Me: (scratching head)
Me thinking . . . Surely she is not talking about THAT word.
Me: noooooo not THAT word
And right before I was about to say *CR@P*, she says "Ya know, we talked about during school work a few weeks ago."

*Whew*

ME: "ooooooooooooooooooh"
"You mean feces."


Big Girl: "Yeah, Feces."
(we learned about the digestive system)

Me: "What about it?"
Big Girl: "What does it mean when one of your FECES floats and the other one sinks?"

Me: (blank)


P to the S: Hunky Hubby said I shouldn't blog this.
but
I have to document it.
I mean, I would hate to forget about this when she becomes an unruly teenager.
Payback, ya know?



And before you report me to the bad mommy association....
We do not go around saying CR@P.
but
It's the first thing that came to mind.
Ok....
The second thing
AND
We don't go around saying THAT other word either.