not.ashamed.one.bit.

Nope...
I'm groovin' in my Snuggie.

*Day 4 of the 365 Day Photo Challenge*

yeah....and keep the change

Is this what I'm worth?



psst...someone needs to tell this lil boy's momma to trim his fingernails.
STOP IT.
Don't you go back and look more closely.
I MEAN IT.
Just take my word on this one.

shoot....tryin to make me feel all bad and stuff
ERR I MEAN that lil boy's mom would feel bad.



Day 3
IMA ROLLIN'

*365 Photo Challenge*

I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend!!

That skinny sparkly vampire that eats spam . . .

I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone today as I ventured towards twitter.

Except this was not the DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO type of Twilight Zone....

It wasn't even the Twilight Zone with that skinny-sparkly-12 year old- looking vampire either.

Ok, come to think of it . . . It wasn't Twilight Zone-ish at all.

I have no clue why the Twilight Zone popped up into my head.
BUT IT DID

*Scratch all of that*

I felt as if I had just bitten into a spam sandwich.
Just go with me, ok?

I kid you NOT.
My whole twitter stream was nothing but giveaway this, giveaway that, RT this to win THAT . . .
200 more followers and we will be giving THIS away

Ay Yi Yi!
Now, I am not knocking the occasional tweet announcing a giveaway.
I'm not.
BUT
WOWIE
I miss the real conversations.

YA KNOW, the real ones that are just 140 characters long.
REAL-DEEP-Conversations
HELLO!
I miss hearing about your kid swallowing nickles and pooping pennies.
and
I certainly can't live without knowing what you had for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

But all this giveaway madness has broke my little twitter heart . . .
I'm losing that loving feeling.

Has twitter become one big place to spam?

What are your thoughts?


Bring back the tweets.
Bring back the tweets.
Bring back the tweets.

RT this and I will give you one of my children for a week.
I'll even cover the shipping price!

Don't all of you crash twitter trying to win now.

Day #2 My preferred method of transportation

and
You just might find a pair in every corner (in every room) of my house.

right now

Please don't come and look though.
You may find other things too...
just sayin'

**Look 2 days in a row!!**
I got this.

365 Day Challenge --Photo #1

I've been meaning to do this for some time now.
But ya see...
I forgot.
Or
Got Lazy
Or
Something like that

Yeah....
So, I'm starting today.
I snapped this pic of the kiddos doing what they do.
PLAY GAMES

IMA COPYCAT

Wow, I had a lot going on in 2009.
well, not that much

Since everyone else was doing those YEAR IN REVIEW posts....
I figured I would follow.
So here ya go :

My year in blog posts
How on earth will I top all of this?
Can I get even crazier?

Stay tuned!


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I asked a lot of questions in 2009 like this one
Breastfeeding, How old is too old?

My kids said some pretty crazy stuff.
Ahhh.... Good Ole Smelly Mud

They also tried to play with my big straws aka tampons. I didn't let that happen though.
Actually, they are pretty darn embarrassing. Where on earth do they get this?

I found out that THIS STUFF does not work.

I told everyone where babies come from.

I took a moment of silence for lost socks EVERYWHERE.

I vowed never to give up my goal of becoming THE SUPER MOM. (although I am slacking a little)

I confessed a lot.

Slayed some snakes...

Pondered this whole blogging thing

Told ya how greedy I was....

Ate some comments or candybars or something like that . . . (BURP)

Talked about toots : A LOT!
and I mean A LOT . . .

I always kept it real with you guys. ALWAYS!

Introduced you to Robot Legs.

Hunky Hubby loves me long time and Full Size not Fun Size too.
AND
We had some pretty HAWT dates.
EVEN AFTER
I tore a page out of his book.

Lisa Marie Prestley emailed me. (probably sometime after all my lottery winnings)

I did a lot of blogging from the bathroom.

I became infatuated with the nerds.

Ate some bon bons and watched a lot of soaps

Sued some mommy bloggers

Offended some toes
AND
also offended Granny Goodtimes

I also made fun of the KISSY FACE.

My cat hijacked the blog.

oooooh....We can't forget about Stanley! (Poor Stanley) Darn pushy PR rep
This is about the time that I became known as Luwanda, Gracie Lou and FRANK.

My lips may lie but my HIPS NEVER DO!

I got a little lesson on POOOOOP.
(YOU LEARN STUFF HERE.)

I told ya how I pretend to talk on the cell phone to make myself look cool.

I became a pilgrim.....a high heel wearing pilgrim.

Twitter annoyed me but not as much as facebook (GAG).

Mourned my tatas . . .

Let's not forget my love for the lady with the perfect kids

Rats were all the rage, Y'all.

I tried to introduce my family to the BIG ROUND THING.

I became a Snuggie owner.

Santa didn't listen and I blamed Bobby Flay.

Frosty became a pimp.

pondered on toilet paper....and how much does it take to wipe and elephant's butt

I even threatened the inventor of Twisty Ties.

Tasered some dogs (almost)


BOO YAH!
Happy New Year, Y'all.
I vow to use more of these !!!! and a WHOLE BUNCH of these . . . . .

I also vow to not swallow as much bubblegum this year as I did in 2009


ooooh and . . .
I vow that I will clean up less hair balls.
Eh, who am I kidding.
That's the kids job.

The Ocean Spray dudes...

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Don't forget to enter the DJ HERO game giveaway! It ends December 31st @ 12:01am.
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I sure hope they are wearing boots while standing in all those cranberries.

Surely they are....

Right?

Yeah, those suits they are wearing have built in boots.

I am sure of it.

err...
I hope.


Ya see, I love me some Cranberry Sauce.
the jellied kind
the kind that comes in a can
with those ring imprints

You know what I am talking about?

I would hate to know that FEET touched my cranberries.

just sayin'