Nov 5, 2009

If I could shake it....I would but I cant....so I won't



The Year : 1994 or was it 1993?
The Place: Homeroom *9th grade*

Sitting in my desk, chatting it up with a few other girls.....Someone said something funny and we began to laugh.

Laugh
Giggle
Maybe even a few snorts in between a giggle and a laugh

And then IT happened.....

Uh huh

Giggle/Laugh/Giggle/Snort/Laugh . . . .

----> toot <---- Honestly, it could have been the toot heard around the world (or at least the classroom) because as soon as it happened - - - -SILENCE! And then one of the "MORE POPULAR" girls said (while giggling) "WHO DID THAT?" As fast as fast can be, I said "ME!" Why did I answer? AND SO FAST? I still don't know. I mean I could have just sat there with that "look"
(ohhhh you know the look and don't even tell me that you don't....toot? what toot?)

and DENY DENY DENY.
BUT
I didn't.
Everyone laughed some more but this time it was at my expense.

That was when I became known as the girl that tooted in 9th homeroom.
Ok, not really.
But
It was quiet embarrassing.

(that photo up there? well, it has nothing to do with the story. I like it though.)
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13 comments:

Mama Kat on November 5, 2009 at 7:04 PM said...

Hahahaha!!! Awwww...you poor thing. And at such a young impressionable age. For the record I have never flatulated. Ever.

Simply Valorie on November 5, 2009 at 7:38 PM said...

Oh man! That would really suck. At least no one holds it against you anymore...right?

Sharon on November 5, 2009 at 8:01 PM said...

Ha ha ha!! I know how that is. When I was in 9th grade, we had gym class. We were doing situps. Each of us had someone holding our legs for us. I sat up...toot. How embarassing!!

Emmy on November 6, 2009 at 9:17 AM said...

Hey everyone usually knows who does it anyway so better to claim it, own and be proud :)

The Jacobsen Family! on November 6, 2009 at 11:11 AM said...

SO funny! Here's mine:
4th grade, we all sit down on the floor in a big group for story time, and as I'm flailing around trying to get comfortable, I toot. Everyone looks at me, I turn red but look around pretending it wasn't me and "looking" for who it was. Through the giggles, someone says, "Who did that?!" and I loudly blame it on the kids who ALWAYS toots. And nobody buys it, because they all know it was me.

The Perfect Trio on November 6, 2009 at 12:36 PM said...

You are so stinkin' (haha) funny!

Melissa

blueviolet on November 6, 2009 at 2:05 PM said...

I can't believe you sold yourself out so easily! LOL

Karen, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry" on November 6, 2009 at 2:19 PM said...

I think walking around with the toilet paper attached like in the picture would have been worse--at least you didn't do that!

Emilie on November 6, 2009 at 10:03 PM said...

Well, I have two toot stories.

First, I was a pre-teen standing with my dad in the lobby of our church. It was quiet out there, and the ushers were preparing to enter in to the sanctuary with the communion. I let out a big sneeze only to be followed by a toot. EMbarrassing! My dad teased me the entire day about that.

Story #2: Pre-teen again, walking through a toy store with my little brother, and my uncle. We were buying one of those Pete The Repeat Parrots (ya know, those toys that repeat what you say). My uncle was walking with that bird down to his side. HE tooted, and that bird picked it up. Next thing you hear is the bird repeat the toot noise twice.

Midday Escapades on November 7, 2009 at 7:28 AM said...

You brave girl. You fessed up. Good for you. Hey, those moments are embarrassing, but they keep life interesting. Besides, it was blog worthy!

Visiting from your link at The Morris Bunch Content Friday.

Lynn

AudreyO on November 8, 2009 at 6:44 PM said...

I think we've had embarrassing moments like that in our lives. I barely even remember high school LOL.

Gena on November 9, 2009 at 12:56 PM said...

LMAO I love it! I did that in oh 8th grade. I was nearly asleep in study hall so I just pretended to stay sleeping! LOL

Night Owl Mama on November 9, 2009 at 10:46 PM said...

I'm laughing so hard my eyes are tearing. that is too funny. LMAO

I hate when that happens
Laughing with you not at you LOL

 

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