Nov 5, 2009

H to the E -L-P


Can someone please help me out?
Will you grab your "How to raise a child" handbook??

When you get it out, find the section on "Smart-Mouthed 11 years olds".
Please tell me what it says.

What do I need to do??

The hospital forgot to send a copy of this book home with us.

:Sigh:

baby teethingparenting

8 comments:

**Nicole** on November 5, 2009 at 2:10 PM said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry!!! At least you're keeping your sense of humour..right?! ;)

Kim on November 5, 2009 at 2:15 PM said...

Page 193 says to "...take this book & beat them w/it..." Um, I think I may have gotten the wrong book. Sorry!

blueviolet on November 5, 2009 at 3:23 PM said...

Oh geez, she's home from school for the day already, huh?

MamaJoss on November 5, 2009 at 5:31 PM said...

Gosh - I'm turning to YOU for all the answers! Love your Turkey theme all up in here :)

Sharon on November 5, 2009 at 8:47 PM said...

That chapter was missing from my parents handbook. I really needed it with my now 23 year old. I'm hoping to find a version that contains this chapter prior to when I will need it with my now four year old!

collyn23 on November 5, 2009 at 9:57 PM said...

hahahahahahaha thanks for the laugh but I really need the book to my 11 year old think she is miss queen of england ruler of the world so I am here with you and whats wrong with using a shoe to teeth on my kids all did it when they were babies haha and Kim I think page 193 is perfect advice haha!

Amanda on November 6, 2009 at 6:33 AM said...

Don't you lock them in a closet until they're 18?

Emilie on November 6, 2009 at 9:57 PM said...

Can't help you with the 11 year old. I've got a 3 year old who's starting to turn into a little she devil.

And, what's so wrong with letting a teething baby gnaw on a shoe? There are worse things he could gnaw on, right?

 

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