Nov 4, 2009

the other word for pooooooop

Ah, the conversations that are carried on in this household . . .

Big girl : "Momma?"
Me: "Huh?"

Big Girl: "What's that other word for poop? "
Me: "HUH??"

Big Girl: "Ya know, the other word for poop."

Me: (scratching head)
Me thinking . . . Surely she is not talking about THAT word.
Me: noooooo not THAT word
And right before I was about to say *CR@P*, she says "Ya know, we talked about during school work a few weeks ago."


ME: "ooooooooooooooooooh"
"You mean feces."

Big Girl: "Yeah, Feces."
(we learned about the digestive system)

Me: "What about it?"
Big Girl: "What does it mean when one of your FECES floats and the other one sinks?"

Me: (blank)

P to the S: Hunky Hubby said I shouldn't blog this.
I have to document it.
I mean, I would hate to forget about this when she becomes an unruly teenager.
Payback, ya know?

And before you report me to the bad mommy association....
We do not go around saying CR@P.
It's the first thing that came to mind.
The second thing
We don't go around saying THAT other word either.


Designs by Jessie on November 4, 2009 at 2:27 PM said...

LMBO!!! It means one has more fat in it.. seriously

Leane on November 4, 2009 at 2:43 PM said...


So, what does it mean when one sinks and one floats?!?? Inquiring minds....

Just Jennifer on November 4, 2009 at 2:44 PM said...


Amy on November 4, 2009 at 3:19 PM said...


Emmy on November 4, 2009 at 4:16 PM said...

Yes definitely bribery material someday :)

Amanda on November 4, 2009 at 4:22 PM said...

That is too funny. Crap would have been the first word to my mind too!

gina on November 4, 2009 at 5:53 PM said...

I think cr@p is not so bad, I automatically thought of sh@t. ;)

Alesha @ Full Time Mama on November 4, 2009 at 6:47 PM said...

Jessie is right... The floaters tell you you've eaten too much fat... Dr. Oz said so!! =)

Lisa on November 4, 2009 at 8:09 PM said...

hahahahah thats too much

Faythe on November 4, 2009 at 8:24 PM said...

ahhh 'brown boogies'???

a treasure for the payback years... LOL

Annie on November 4, 2009 at 10:29 PM said...

feces!! And when one floats and one sinks? That just kills me I love it!!
and thanks to designs by Jessie I now know the answer

Unknown on November 4, 2009 at 10:37 PM said...

one of my older cousins had her kids call it BM. they either had to "BM" or there was BM floating or not floating. it was so weird.

I love Big Girl. the story is classic!

hey, at least you didn't take picture!

Mamí♥Picture on November 5, 2009 at 3:48 AM said...

seriously ROFL!!!

Amanda on November 5, 2009 at 6:49 AM said...

LMAO! That's a question I would expect in my house. I love the random things kids come up with sometimes. And why shouldn't you blog it? It's great blog fodder.


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