Nov 22, 2009

Shake what yo momma gave ya ...

diggin' through the archives
originally posted Jan 31, 2009

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While BLOG HOPPIN' yesterday, I saw this on my pal Angie's blog.
(and she actually found it from another blog....Blessed by 3 Miracles.)

A little backstory on the actual photo:
When asked to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they grew up, second-grader "Sarah" turned in the lovely drawing shown below.



Now what comes to mind when you look at it?
COME ON, DON'T BE SHY!
You are probably thinking Momma works at the
errr
ummm
"Shakey Shakey" place
Right?

Needless to say, the teacher was a bit surprised -- Mrs. Smith had always seemed like such a conservative woman. So she sent a note home to the girl's mother asking for clarification as to the picture's meaning.

Mom's response:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,Mrs. Smith



ROFL.....This actually reminds me of the time my son went to church telling his sunday school teacher that I made him drink beer.

Yep, BEER!

Only it wasn't BEER but rather ROOT BEER.
Kids....

12 comments:

Jenni Jiggety on January 31, 2009 at 8:22 PM said...

LOL! Isn't that GREAT?

Felicia on February 1, 2009 at 8:02 AM said...

I've got your button.

Betty on February 1, 2009 at 12:42 PM said...

OMG! That is soo funny! I had ran across this pic before but never actually took the time to read what it said until now. OMG! Great post, thanks for the laughs. :)

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Polka Dot Moon on November 22, 2009 at 3:26 PM said...

That is the BEST picture/story EVAH! I can't stop laughing!!!

Casey's trio on November 22, 2009 at 3:48 PM said...

So stinkin funny!

nichole on November 22, 2009 at 4:33 PM said...

good stuff...lol.

Martha on November 22, 2009 at 4:39 PM said...

So funny....love the layout...my fav..."bon bons!"

Little Miss Baker on November 22, 2009 at 10:34 PM said...

hahahaha I have seen this before and it's absolutely the best!! So funny and I bet this is why some teachers LURVE their job :) hehe have a great week!!

Andrea on November 23, 2009 at 10:20 AM said...

Oh. My. Goodness!!!! Thanks for giving me a good laugh! That is absolutely hilarious!

Alison aka Template-Mama on November 23, 2009 at 10:37 AM said...

Hehe. I'm so glad I clicked over here. Started my day off great :)

Emmy on November 23, 2009 at 11:08 AM said...

This is awesome!

sandy on November 24, 2009 at 6:55 AM said...

That is hilarious! Back in the day when I worked at a preschool, the stories some kids would tell us really had us looking at their parents in a different way. Sadly, I am sure that at least some of them WERE true!

 

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