Nov 29, 2009

The Swine really FLEW, Y'all

I haven't forgotten.
How can I?
I mean THIS happened to my girl, Paula Deen.

Because of this incident...

Ham has been banned here.

There will be no ham eaten in the "H" household.


I urge you to go on a HAM STRIKE with me.
We just can't let a ham hit Paula Deen in the face and GET AWAY WITH IT.

Just say NO to ham, Y'all.

Just to clarify...
Ham sandwiches are ok.

yeah yeah yeah....
BUT ham on a sandwich is still ham (you say)

We are just boycotting ham that is shaped like a HAM.
Ya know, Ham that can HURT SOMEONE.

It's all good.
If you are still uneasy about the packaged stuff.....
I can make up a ham sandwich and toss it at Hunky Hubby's head.
Ya know, to see if it hurts.
*testing purposes*

P to the S: Paula, I'm doing this for you, girlfriend.
follow me on twitter?
hint hint


Kim on November 30, 2009 at 1:31 PM said...

You are such a dork!

Mandy Jo on November 30, 2009 at 1:31 PM said...

I don't eat ham, so my poor DH misses out on having ham too often. I will have ham for Christmas (as well as turkey for myself, kids, and everyone else who wants it)

Mommyof2girlz on November 30, 2009 at 1:51 PM said...

Too funny! We will not be eating Ham, granted we never do, but this year will defiantly not eat it just for Paula :)

Amy on November 30, 2009 at 2:59 PM said...

I never eat pork...

blueviolet on November 30, 2009 at 6:42 PM said...

Can I have it if I promise not to throw it?

Chelle on November 30, 2009 at 8:30 PM said...

Lol!! I was hoping Paula would be following you by now!

Amanda on December 1, 2009 at 7:04 AM said...

LMAO! Glad I don't eat ham. The preservatives in it give me migraines. Guess I don't have to worry about getting hit with one then. Unless of course someone does a drive by hamming.


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