Feb 17, 2010

Overheard

"Ya better move. This thing will suck your toe up."

Gosh, I love my Dyson!

"Quit running with those scissors!"
"You might just poke your eye out or something."
" I AM NOT in the mood to sit in the ER waiting room today."


Mother of the Year award?


"About how far back could I be (from subject) for the taser to work?"

hmmm....


Happy Hump Day!!

10 comments:

Mommafo on February 17, 2010 at 2:21 PM said...

I love those moments. Smart mommies write them down.

Hattie on February 17, 2010 at 2:59 PM said...

Baaaahahaha! Too funny! One time I caught my self saying, "Jaxon please give your brother a gun." I was talking about a nerf gun that the baby wanted, but I would have never thought those words would come out of my mouth! Ha!

Brittney on February 17, 2010 at 3:05 PM said...

Lol!! I just told my son... quit standing on that truck your going to fall.. and i dont feel like hearing you whine when u get hurt! lol!!!

Summer on February 17, 2010 at 3:30 PM said...

I just stumbled across your bloggy blog and it is soooo stinkin cute! Love this post.....LOL funny stuff....All mommies have those funny moments and say the funniest things....

I'm now a follower....
Have a Happy Wednesday
Summer :0)

Booklover1212 on February 17, 2010 at 4:01 PM said...

These are just way too funny!! Thanks for the smile this afternoon!

~ Jennifer
http://thetoyboxyears.blogspot.com

Anything Fits a Naked Man on February 17, 2010 at 7:16 PM said...

You get MY Mother of the Year vote! Too funny!

Evonne on February 17, 2010 at 7:18 PM said...

Those are too funny! I tell my kids all the time to stop doing *insert crazy activity* because a hospital trip is not on my calendar.

McAngie on February 17, 2010 at 8:10 PM said...

Haha, those are funny and almost exactly what I say to my kids... except you left out one... "stop running across the parking lot, I don't want to scrape your brains off the pavement today, I'm wearing my new shoes."

The Jacobsen Family! on February 18, 2010 at 12:50 AM said...

I love that... Don't want to sit in the ER... Sounds like something I'd say! =)

Keri on February 18, 2010 at 8:43 AM said...

This is great! I frequently tell my kids to stop running/jumping/whatever because I don't have time to go to the ER. We've had to do it more than once though.

 

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