Overheard

"Ya better move. This thing will suck your toe up."

Gosh, I love my Dyson!

"Quit running with those scissors!"
"You might just poke your eye out or something."
" I AM NOT in the mood to sit in the ER waiting room today."

Mother of the Year award?


"About how far back could I be (from subject) for the taser to work?"

hmmm....


Happy Hump Day!!

me no likey the STINKY

overheard

The Princess : "Momma, What's that?"
(pointing at my deodorant)

Me: "That's deodorant".

The Princess : "Does it make people happy?"

??!!??!!

Me: "Well, it all depends....IT ALL DEPENDS."

makes me happy to be standing next to someone that remembered to apply it
JUST SAYIN'

Overheard ......Ya heard?

WHO SAID WHAT . . .

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"What part of ONE SQUIRT do you not understand"??

"You are not wearing those outside".....
"Well, I can wear the shirt. It's brown. Mud goes with brown."

"Who is barking?"
"NO, not a dog bark."
"A kid bark."
"Who is barking?"

"Well, there goes our Kum Bay Ya moment."
**said at the campfire last night



"Oooh, I should grab my video camera."
"This would make a great blog post."
"bwahahahaha"
**said when the neighbor got his truck stuck in the mud
WHAT?
I don't get out much.

OH.AND
The mud comment up there totally reminded me of our SMELLY MUD incident.
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