Feb 24, 2010

I'll do cartwheels for toilet paper

Please excuse me....I just can't contain my excitement.
Did you really just offer me OVEN CLEANER?

OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY!
This is like the best flippin' day EVER.

It puts all the other pitches to shame.
HA! I sure thought I was cool beans with that window cleaner.
AND
Those coupons for 25% off beef weiners?

hmmm....

THIS IS OVEN CLEANER, Y'ALL.
I can like CLEAN OVENS now.

yeahhhh.....

NO!



FYI: Not all moms get giddy over CLEANING SUPPLIES.
&
Using the word "exciting" in a cleaning product pitch?

smooches
Ehh, I dunno.
(that's my "What you talkin' bout Willis face", by the way)

What would make me giddy??
Brownies, Aspirin, Toilet Paper and Tampons.
NOW those are products REAL (well, at least THIS ONE) moms would like to endorse.

just sayin'

psst....You can refer to me as "Ms. My Trendy Tykes" too.
Just don't expect a reply back.

13 comments:

Angryworkingmom on February 24, 2010 at 2:44 PM said...

Hi there- Hilarious and so true... I have one in the works after I got a for rubber gloves?!! I wonder who replies back to win that? I mean if we are talking Target gift cards I'll mosey on over but for rubber gloves!??

Amanda on February 24, 2010 at 2:49 PM said...

The oven cleaner cracked me up. How many people have self cleaning ovens now anyway?

Christina on February 24, 2010 at 3:29 PM said...

Aren't most oven self cleaning now? If its not, then its time to move when it gets really dirty.

Brianne on February 24, 2010 at 3:51 PM said...

So glad to have found your blog, your honesty cracks me up. You take the words right out of my mouth! Love it...

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Erin.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• on February 24, 2010 at 4:37 PM said...

LOL Oven cleaner is a new one for me. I thankfully haven't had that gem appear in my inbox :D At least not that I know of...

Linda @ My Trendy Tykes on February 24, 2010 at 4:57 PM said...

This is a SPECIAL and VERY EXCITING new kind of oven cleaner.

Jennifer Juniper on February 24, 2010 at 4:58 PM said...

Did someone say oven cleaner?!? (scuffle, scuffle...knocking readers over to reach the oven cleaner). Oh, sorry, I thought it was a code word for chocolate cake. My bad.

Kristina Petrella on February 24, 2010 at 5:37 PM said...

L O....stinkin' L

Anything Fits a Naked Man on February 24, 2010 at 5:57 PM said...

I'm with everyone else, aren't most ovens self-cleaning? Weird!!!

Hattie on February 24, 2010 at 8:35 PM said...

Baaaaaahahaha, too funny! Maybe if it was a really hot guy who was the "oven cleaner" than maybe yes! Ha!

Kim on February 24, 2010 at 9:23 PM said...

Don't sell yourself short, Gracie Lou. Not just any toilet paper...2 ply, the good stuff!

thatgirlblogs on February 24, 2010 at 9:42 PM said...

I seriously have the Batter Blast people all over me. Breakfast in a can? Nope.

The Blog of Finleypotamus and His Little Kierbear on February 25, 2010 at 8:37 AM said...

LOL! Now Brownies, yeah I am alllll over that. :) Loving your new layout.

 

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