Please excuse me....I just can't contain my excitement.
Did you really just offer me OVEN CLEANER?
OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY!
This is like the best flippin' day EVER.
It puts all the other pitches to shame.
HA! I sure thought I was cool beans with that window cleaner.
AND
Those coupons for 25% off beef weiners?
hmmm....
THIS IS OVEN CLEANER, Y'ALL.
I can like CLEAN OVENS now.
yeahhhh.....
NO!
FYI: Not all moms get giddy over CLEANING SUPPLIES.
&
Using the word "exciting" in a cleaning product pitch?
Ehh, I dunno.
(that's my "What you talkin' bout Willis face", by the way)
What would make me giddy??
Brownies, Aspirin, Toilet Paper and Tampons.
NOW those are products REAL (well, at least THIS ONE) moms would like to endorse.
just sayin'
psst....You can refer to me as "Ms. My Trendy Tykes" too.
Just don't expect a reply back.
Did you really just offer me OVEN CLEANER?
OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY!
This is like the best flippin' day EVER.
It puts all the other pitches to shame.
HA! I sure thought I was cool beans with that window cleaner.
AND
Those coupons for 25% off beef weiners?
hmmm....
THIS IS OVEN CLEANER, Y'ALL.
I can like CLEAN OVENS now.
yeahhhh.....
NO!
FYI: Not all moms get giddy over CLEANING SUPPLIES.
&
Using the word "exciting" in a cleaning product pitch?
Ehh, I dunno.
(that's my "What you talkin' bout Willis face", by the way)
What would make me giddy??
Brownies, Aspirin, Toilet Paper and Tampons.
NOW those are products REAL (well, at least THIS ONE) moms would like to endorse.
just sayin'
psst....You can refer to me as "Ms. My Trendy Tykes" too.
Just don't expect a reply back.