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Last weekend we took our kids to a birthday party and dinner at one of our favorite eating establishments (that's fancy talk for PLACE TO EAT).

While we were waiting on our food, Hunky Hubby decided to play around with his new phone.
He posted one of those status updates to my favorite (GAG) social networking sites.
Ya know the one, (GAG) Facebook.

The food came.
We ate it.
It was good.
We left.

Fast forward .....2 hours LATER
I am sitting on the couch and figure I would jump on the computer and see if anything important was going on within the facebook community.
Ya never know when someone's BARN needs raising or when someone figures out that their mothering style is that of Marge Simpson instead of June Cleaver.
IMPORTANT STUFF, people!

As I am scrolling through all the mafia hits and pillow fights, I notice Hunky Hubby's status.

It read:
Hurts for dinner and itch later.

I giggled.
I laughed.
I laughed until I cried.

He was sitting on the other couch CLUELESS.

I almost posted right underneath him...
"Just scratch it."

But I couldn't keep it in any longer.

I told him what he had posted and he looked puzzled.
He realized that his phone (the fancy NEW one) had put those words in there for him thinking the other words were wrong. (Spelling wise)

It was supposed to read:
Huey's for dinner and UFC later.

HA
HA
HA

He immediately went in and deleted it.
AFTER IT HAD BEEN UP THERE FOR 2 HOURS!

This reminds me of the time he posted "black" as his status update.
Remember when all the women were posting their bra color as status updates?
Yeahhh.....

He saw the colors and figured that he would add his FAVORITE COLOR too.

Uh Huh
He deleted that one too.
AFTER I TOLD HIM WHAT THE COLORS REALLY MEANT

I love him.