Aug 19, 2009

A letter to the National Toothfairy Association

National Toothfairy Association,

We have issues.....You and ME.
(actually, I have issues with the toothfairy in our area)
See, I have been shrugging off his/her incompetence for years now.
That's right.
Our toothfairy has been late. (days late)
&
Our toothfairy has become lazy (making my daughter hang her tooth on the door knob instead of the pillow)
I overlooked that.
However, I can not "OVERLOOK" any longer.
You see, my daughter went to visit her grandmother a couple of weeks ago.
She lost a tooth.
She put the tooth on the door.
Toothfairy came to visit and let her $7.00!
Do you know what she has been getting in our area??
$2.00
How do you explain this to a child?
I thought....
Ok, maybe you get MORE money on certain nights. So, we tried waiting until friday nights
(I assumed it was your payday or something.)
Guess what?
That was not the case.
I hate to do this.
I really do.
BUT
I believe that OUR toothfairy is pocketing the extra money around here.

I mean seriously,
How can you not have noticed this by now?
LOOK FOR SIGNS.
I am pretty sure toothfairy can not afford that TRICKED OUT wand on the salary that you offer but geesh.....does that mean he/she has to SHORT my daughter?
Why not another kid?
I do believe that you owe us BACK PAY.
UH HUH,
YOU HEARD ME . . .
BACK PAY.

If I do not hear back from you real soon then I will take matters into my own hands.
You do not want to tick me off.
I AM A BLOGGER.

9 comments:

Melissa on August 19, 2009 at 1:54 PM said...

Holy crap! $7!!!! $2!!! My son has his first loose tooth and I know for a fact that the tooth fairy is saving 1 quarter for the kid. Of course it will be a shiny quarter. Hmmmm.... we may need to move to the city.

Polka Dot Moon on August 19, 2009 at 4:55 PM said...

I have some issues with the Fairy as well! BIG issues!

My son wants to know why the Tooth Fairy leaves toys, Wii games and Large Lego sets for his friends and he get's $3 here.......how do you explain?

Sarah @ When two becomes three... on August 19, 2009 at 6:56 PM said...

hahahahahaha! $7.00! I think that when my daughter loses a tooth at her Granmama's, the toothfairy in THAT area would probably cut her a cheque!

Nichole on August 19, 2009 at 7:54 PM said...

My daughter just lost her tooth today, and I happen to know (insider info.) that the tooth fairy is planning on leaving $5 bucks under the pillow tonight...I wonder if I should wait for the fairy and have a chat?....and, a Wii game?! Who gets a Wii game!

TheSingleGirl on August 19, 2009 at 8:30 PM said...

What a racket!

My mind doesn't work fast enough to come up with explanations for all of the Tooth Fairy discrepancies....

I'M SCREWED!!

The Allen Family on August 20, 2009 at 10:32 AM said...

Hilarious! I know my son wouldn't get $7 no matter where he was. Our toothfairy just must not like us as much.

Rhea@mommy23monkeys on August 20, 2009 at 1:46 PM said...

LMBO!!! haha!! You are too much. Great letter!

GranolaMom4God on August 22, 2009 at 8:21 AM said...

I need that shirt!

RazzberryMomma on September 10, 2009 at 6:57 PM said...

LOL! That's awesome! Love it!

 

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