Aug 1, 2009

My nose is broken or something like that

I've tried wiggling it.
I went side to side and then up and down.
I even tugged on it with my hand.
The house is still a mess.

It's broken.


I tried the back-up plan.
I folded my arms.
I gave the head a little bobbin' nod.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
Did I do it right? Please someone tell me. My master is not home, so I can't ask him.



(someone just stuff me in a bottle)

If I had the maid's number then I would call and give her a piece of my mind. She hasn't shown up either.

Maybe I will just close my eyes?
The mess is sure to disappear then.

8 comments:

Mandy on August 1, 2009 at 3:06 PM said...

If it begins to work again, please twitch it twice and send it over to clean up my house too. I'll send my the address right away! :-)

~Paisley's Mommy~ on August 1, 2009 at 5:32 PM said...

Sorry to hear about your nose :( I seem to be suffering from the same problem. (If only... How great would that be???)

Chelle on August 1, 2009 at 6:34 PM said...

Ha! I'll tell you what...after I make her appear at my house I'll send her your way!

Molly Lou Gifts on August 1, 2009 at 6:40 PM said...

Something is wrong with the universe. I did the exact same freakin' thing today and had the same results. I also still had the screaming and whining three year old and husband that was up for sale. Ugh...

Perhaps we should run for cover as the sky must be falling.

KayceeT on August 1, 2009 at 7:51 PM said...

When you figure out how to fix your nose please send me the instructions...mine is not working either?! :)

Sarah on August 1, 2009 at 7:54 PM said...

ha - I am glad that it's not just me. I think that I have the same maid!

this blessed nest on August 1, 2009 at 8:44 PM said...

i just stuff everything in one room & shut the door! That's the only way it will (temporarily) disappear!

thanks for the visit & the comment. Feel free to stop by the 'nest' anytime.

~here's to all messes disappearing!~

Wendy on August 2, 2009 at 9:42 PM said...

I tried calling the maid... oh wait I quit that job and that's how I ended up with a messy house.

 

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