Aug 25, 2009

I'm gonna sue mommy bloggers

I am disgusted.
I am angry.
I have been deceived.
I AM SUING someone's pants off.

You see, I was reading a MOMMY BLOG the other day and she was going on and on about how a certain brand of brownies were too die for yummy. She also mentioned that they were some of the BEST brownies that SHE had ever eaten.
What did I do?
I purchased the brownies.
Afterall, I am a brownie lover.
Now, I will admit that these brownies were pretty good but they were NOWHERE NEAR the best brownies that I had ever eaten.
FRAUD!
I smell a lawsuit coming.....


Oh, but that's not all.
I used to think that along with being generous that ALL mommy bloggers were RICH!
Why?
Well, they always host giveaways.
TONS OF GIVEAWAYS.....all the time!
Good stuff too.
*WRONG*
Get this, companies actually send them products in exchange for something called a REVIEW.
Can you believe it?
If I had only known sooner....
Maybe there would not have been so many quarrels with Hunky Hubby over this.
Everytime we purchased something (ya know, like a microwave oven or Kitchen Aid mixer) I would ask to get an additional one to use as a giveaway.
Hunky Hubby told me "No".
Gee thanks BUB, there goes my dreams of being POPULAR.
hmph....

The secret is out, mommy bloggers.
THE SECRET IS OUT.
Word to the Wise, in the future when you REVIEW something you better make sure that YOUR opinions match MY opinions.
But for now, I will sue.

Do I dare ask "What next"?
Are you going to tell me that Beyonce doesn't stand over the kitchen sink dying her hair with Loreal hair color?
or
Red Bull doesn't give you wings?

I am too upset to continue....
I will give you more details tomorrow.

36 comments:

My2Gs on August 25, 2009 at 8:24 AM said...

Love It!

Real Life Sarah on August 25, 2009 at 8:26 AM said...

Brilliant! If we can't get rich blogging, we can get rich SUEING THEM! Ingenious!

Michaela on August 25, 2009 at 8:38 AM said...

That is great!!

Cool Baby Kid on August 25, 2009 at 8:40 AM said...

Cute! :)

familytiesandgrowingpains on August 25, 2009 at 8:55 AM said...

love this post!!! (insert a heart where the o is!!!!)

Lin on August 25, 2009 at 11:14 AM said...

ha ha...sue their pants off!

Amanda on August 25, 2009 at 11:17 AM said...

Wow, and I thought that was why I don't have very many visitors was because I wasn't rich and couldn't do cool stuff! Hmm...guess I'll have to look into why the real reason is...

Stacie on August 25, 2009 at 11:25 AM said...

ROFL you are too funny!

Tiaras on August 25, 2009 at 12:07 PM said...

too funny girlie!

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Erin.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• on August 25, 2009 at 12:11 PM said...

LOL! Oh I needed this laugh, thank you :)

blueviolet on August 25, 2009 at 12:27 PM said...

We could even come up with some class action suits to file! Let's start making a list!

Josie on August 25, 2009 at 12:31 PM said...

What can I say, I agree! :)

erin on August 25, 2009 at 12:34 PM said...

you are too cute :)

Stephanie on August 25, 2009 at 12:44 PM said...

I am laughing so hard right now! How funny!

Polka Dot Moon on August 25, 2009 at 1:27 PM said...

Is that why some blogs have a gazillion followers?!!

Hmmm...... I LOVE a good giveaway, but LOVE a handmade one too!!! That's all I really have when I do them :)

Anyhoo....

You are a genius ya know!
Denise

Elle's Mom on August 25, 2009 at 1:33 PM said...

haha...too funny :-)

TheSingleGirl on August 25, 2009 at 2:26 PM said...

You have a very, very good case.

I was a Prosecutor in Teen Court all through High School, so I totally know.

I'm writing cross-examination questions NOW.

Mmm-hmm.

Loukia on August 25, 2009 at 2:37 PM said...

You are hilarious!!!

Kristen on August 25, 2009 at 2:49 PM said...

haha this makes me laugh!! The reviews do bother me sometimes :)

Felicia on August 25, 2009 at 3:29 PM said...

This is hilarious and deserves a tweet!!

mrs.notouching on August 25, 2009 at 3:56 PM said...

You GO girl!

P.S. I hate when my favorite blogs turn into "review blogs"... (sigh)

Sarah @ When two becomes three... on August 25, 2009 at 4:17 PM said...

This is a FUNNY post. I think that you need a Post hall of fame.

La Belle Mere UK on August 25, 2009 at 4:48 PM said...

I love you!!! How have I not seen your blog before now??

Thanks for stopping by my blog today. I'm so glad you did. Being a wicked stepmother I don't usually follow the standard Mommy Blogs but YOU have a new loyal follower!

Thanks again funny lady.

LBM xxxx

Childhood on August 25, 2009 at 5:55 PM said...

That's how you get rich... you review products and sell the ones you don't like on Ebay... duh.

Heather on August 25, 2009 at 7:11 PM said...

Your so funny!

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com on August 25, 2009 at 7:23 PM said...

Ghuridelli brownie mix is AWESOME! Seriously. And don't sue me, it's not a full review..it's just my son's opinion.

Penelope Anne on August 25, 2009 at 8:37 PM said...

ROF!!!!

Emilie on August 25, 2009 at 8:56 PM said...

That's why you shouldn't buy the mixes, you should make brownies from scratch like me! Cause, well, we all know how much time you have on your hands. Hmm, bonbon brownies...

Amy on August 25, 2009 at 10:26 PM said...

You are way too funny. I love this post for sure. I do not want those brownies either.

Mama Kat on August 26, 2009 at 9:55 AM said...

For what it's worth I totally bought stuff for my own giveaways. Well...aside from that vaccuum....and this blog makeover...and those aprons...BUT! I seek out things that I personally want and actually do like...and I think it's important that bloggers are honest about the fact that they got something out of the deal. Honesty is key folks...but seriously...how do people get those trips??

tara on August 26, 2009 at 11:21 AM said...

THIS is an excellent post, very well said.

PamperingBeki on August 26, 2009 at 1:51 PM said...

Ha! This is why I love you.

Gena on August 26, 2009 at 9:18 PM said...

You are so funny! I am so glad I follow the person who tweeted your link. I'm going to love coming by here.

Anonymous said...

ehh.. luv this thread!

Anonymous said...

Keep working ,great job!

e on January 15, 2010 at 1:15 PM said...

There should be a standard disclaimer!

 

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