Aug 10, 2009

Yeah, I beat her.....you want some too?

(super mom in training)
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Let me just say this . . .
I play to WIN.
My kids . . .
Well, they play to win also.
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
This doesn't fly with momma though.
I refuse to give in.
I refuse to let them SLIDE BY.
Or rather
CHEAT!
Yep, you heard me.
I don't care if you are 4 or 54.
I am in it to win it.
HEAR ME?

And don't you dare give me that "Gomomma (aka grandma) always lets me win."
NOPE
NOT GONNA WORK
You still aren't getting any freebies.
I aint your GOMOMMA (aka grandma).

NO, you can't reroll the dice until you get a number that you like.
YES, I saw you move your game piece one more time than it should have been moved.
PUT IT BACK!
NO, you can't have another guess . . .WAIT UNTIL YOUR NEXT TURN!
NO, I didn't give you the "bad" cards.
I am just lucky, I guess?


And for the love of monkeys, please don't pout when I beat ya.
(There's no crying in CONNECT FOUR.)
Suck it up and try again next time.

Now, who wants to play with me?
huh?
hello?

OH.WELL

12 comments:

inkOBSESSIONdesigns on August 10, 2009 at 10:32 AM said...

This is so cute! I was always trying to re-roll the dice when I was a kid because I didn't like the numbers I got. That totally didn't fly with my family though! :)

Melissa on August 10, 2009 at 11:39 AM said...

I'm with yah. I'm not raising some sissy pants whiners! You got to learn how to loose with a smile on your face.

Holly said...

I'd take the failed stamp off. Super Mom you are! Teaching your kids to play fair is a valuable lesson! Toughen em up!

Stacey @ Tree, Root, and Twig on August 10, 2009 at 4:01 PM said...

You really are One Tough Mother! ;)

Kacee on August 10, 2009 at 4:25 PM said...

that is so funny!! i am so competitive by nature and so is my hubby..it will be funny to see how noah is as he gets older.
btw, thanks for following me!! i'm so new at this Twitter stuff! :)

Mama Belle on August 10, 2009 at 6:49 PM said...

I would never stoop so low. (cough)

Nice to meet you.

Amy on August 10, 2009 at 7:04 PM said...

Oh I will so play you...

Polka Dot Moon on August 10, 2009 at 10:18 PM said...

Right there with ya! The tears don't work either...

this blessed nest on August 10, 2009 at 10:51 PM said...

i'm with ya. well, maybe not after a really long day and all are crying to the TOP OF THEIR LUNGS. just sayin' i'm weak at times.

fun post.

hey - thanks for letting me know it was national s'mores day. i'm hitting the kitchen - right now, before it's over.

Chelle on August 10, 2009 at 11:18 PM said...

Haha! It's soooo on!

Kristen on August 11, 2009 at 12:00 AM said...

haha!! I think you should definitely play to win!

Keisha on August 11, 2009 at 10:48 PM said...

LOL!
I think you are teaching them some Good Skilz Momma!! Keep it up!

& remember...
"To be a good winner..you must first be a good looser."

i think I read that on a fortune cookie or something. lol!

 

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