Aug 22, 2009

ho hum


blogging from the bathroom again.....
Actually, I am in the living room right now but I did the "THINKING" in the bathroom.
So that still counts as bathroom blogging, right?
And I know you are thinking it.
But NO, I was not on the toilet deep in BLOGGY THOUGHTS.
I was actually in the bathtub.
come to think of it
I am not one of those "read in the bathroom" types.
Really, I'm not.
I need focus, concentration....that kind of stuff.
Oh, that probably falls in the TMI department, huh?
Oh well.

Today I give you :
MY THOUGHTS from the bathtub
This is some DEEP stuff.
You have been warned.

Thought #1
The other night I was in the bathtub and noticed my cat's paw underneath the bathroom door. I started talking to her.....ya know, stuff like "Mommy loves MEW MEW" (her name said twice), "Mew is so pretty" and "Mommy loves her stinky cat." I was trying to get her to acknowledge me. She never did. When I opened the door, she was nowhere in sight.
I had been talking to a sock. Wanna know what's sad? I almost fell for that same trick tonight.
Come to think of it....Why hasn't anyone picked up that sock?

Thought #2
Lil Princess had a bike wreck this evening. I watched the entire ordeal. I saw her wobble to the left, wobble to right and then back to the left before she went down. She laid there for a minute SCREAMING (and I mean SCREAMING). When I reached her there was blood and guts everywhere. As I got closer, I could hear her saying that she was dying. She was also yelling "I love my daddy so much." I guess she wanted to say that one last time?
I scooped her up and ran to the nearest house. HELP ME! My kid is dying.....
PLEASE SOMEONE HE-ELLLLP!
Lil Princess was still screaming "I am going to die."
Oh, ok....half of that stuff I made up. However, she was screaming and saying that she was going to die.
I am thinking about putting her through auditions to be on a soap opera.
She could SOOO be on a soap.

the real injury : a barely scraped knee
barely scraped as in it wasn't scraped enough to draw blood


Speaking of guts....
I really hate that word.

Thought #3
If we ever have another kid, I would really like to name it Sookie.
Then I could say "Ahhhh, SOOKIE SOOKIE".
I like saying that.
I've never known anyone with the name SOOKIE (Well, except the one on tv).
When I was younger, I remember knowing a SNOOKIE. (Hey, I live in the SOUTH) but never a Sookie.


Thought #4
Don't ya hate it when you turn the tv on only to find that someone FAILED to turn the volume down.
Uhhhh kind of like visiting blogs that have music playing and you forgot that your speakers are on FULL BLAST?? Yeahhhhh

Ok, that's my thoughts.
They may be crazy but they are all mine.

10 comments:

Mama Kat on August 24, 2009 at 10:14 AM said...

I have deep thoughts in the bathroom too. Butt I'm usually on the toilet.

Sorry. I couldn't help myself.

I love your deep thoughts...and I love Sookie...maybe you should get another cat.

Mama Kat on August 24, 2009 at 10:15 AM said...

Or you could name the sock Sookie Sookie...

inkOBSESSIONdesigns on August 24, 2009 at 11:51 AM said...

I hate when I turn on a waayy too loud tv. It makes me nuts. :)

Heather on August 24, 2009 at 12:21 PM said...

I love your deep thoughts from the bathroom!! and you are making me laugh today which is just what I need today!! Your girl is a cutie!

Lyr on August 24, 2009 at 2:20 PM said...

Love it. I think the bathroom is the best place to think! Love the picture of your daughter!

The Jacobsen Family! on August 24, 2009 at 4:31 PM said...

I'm with you on the concentration thing... Me too.
Yes, my Brooke is a drama queen too... Makes for some fun stories though, doesn't it?!!
ROFL at the sock/cat thing...

Chelle on August 24, 2009 at 4:42 PM said...

Your bathroom posts crack. me. up!

#1 is still making me laugh. And hard! I am so sending you a sock sometime...ha!

#2 I am loving the dramatics--maybe bc I can be, um, dramatic too? And her picture is 100% adorableness!!

#3 hahaha! Love it!

And for #4--I also hate it when I get in the Jeep and the same thing happens...ugh!

The Allen Family on August 24, 2009 at 5:18 PM said...

Ha ha! I was really getting worried for you daughter. I think that's what my son envisions when we ask him about taking his training wheels off. Thus we have a 5 year old who refuses to ride a two wheeler.
And yes, I totally hate the volume thing. I swear my husband is deaf! And on the computer it always makes my jump. For real.

blueviolet on August 24, 2009 at 5:33 PM said...

My husband listens to the tv that loud. I can't take it at all. It's painful. I don't even watch the tv he watches because I'm probably old enough to have a heart attack now.

So, did you pick up the sock yet?

The Knutson Klan on August 31, 2009 at 1:26 PM said...

I'm laughing so hard and all my kids are looking at me like I'm crazy.! :D Seriously, you need to get feedburner or something so I can subscribe via email. I totally missed this post last week! That's sad! I would have lived the rest of my laugh without the good laugh you just gave me!! LOL!

 

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