STOP! Just STOP IT!

That's what I've been telling the kids about pulling their teeth.

Geez......

The Stinky Princess lost one tooth a couple of weeks ago. Lil Man had to trump that so he pulled one of his own.

Then the princess loses another one this past week. What did he do? Starts yanking on another tooth!

At this rate, I'm not even sure if these are baby teeth that he's pulling.

All he sees ....DOLLAR SIGNS

I better not tell them that they pay money for plasma.

Oh yeah, the toothfairy?

Well he/she was a day late picking up the lil man's tooth.

AND

I believe he/she swiped a dollar off of my counter to pay for the tooth belonging to the princess.

(It was her dollar....THE ONE SHE GOT FOR THE FIRST TOOTH.)

A letter to the National Toothfairy Association

National Toothfairy Association,

We have issues.....You and ME.
(actually, I have issues with the toothfairy in our area)
See, I have been shrugging off his/her incompetence for years now.
That's right.
Our toothfairy has been late. (days late)
&
Our toothfairy has become lazy (making my daughter hang her tooth on the door knob instead of the pillow)
I overlooked that.
However, I can not "OVERLOOK" any longer.
You see, my daughter went to visit her grandmother a couple of weeks ago.
She lost a tooth.
She put the tooth on the door.
Toothfairy came to visit and let her $7.00!
Do you know what she has been getting in our area??
$2.00
How do you explain this to a child?
I thought....
Ok, maybe you get MORE money on certain nights. So, we tried waiting until friday nights
(I assumed it was your payday or something.)
Guess what?
That was not the case.
I hate to do this.
I really do.
BUT
I believe that OUR toothfairy is pocketing the extra money around here.

I mean seriously,
How can you not have noticed this by now?
LOOK FOR SIGNS.
I am pretty sure toothfairy can not afford that TRICKED OUT wand on the salary that you offer but geesh.....does that mean he/she has to SHORT my daughter?
Why not another kid?
I do believe that you owe us BACK PAY.
UH HUH,
YOU HEARD ME . . .
BACK PAY.

If I do not hear back from you real soon then I will take matters into my own hands.
You do not want to tick me off.
I AM A BLOGGER.