Mar 30, 2010

My thoughts are now your thoughts

I'm craving a Nathan's hotdog like no one's business.

I've been craving a Nathan's hotdog for a week now.

You would think if one were craving something THIS BADLY then surely it would have been added to the grocery list over the weekend, right?

Yeahhh.....NO!

THIS IS TORTURE.
There's a stray beagle/mutt dog running around the neighborhood. She is in heat. The two male dogs are fighting over her. It's quite interesting to watch. (Not the baw chicka waw waw part, they know better than to do that in front of me.) It's just interesting watching how each dog reacts around her. It's like watching humans "date".

I'm not weird.

Maybe I just need to get out more?

Ok, perhaps I am weird.

It's still interesting.

I tried to watch Dancing with the Stars last night.
I was horrified to say the least.
Brooke Burke as a host? uhhhhh...
That was like watching paint dry.
Kate Gosselin looked terrified.
&
Pamela Anderson?
I have no words.


3 different people searched for BIG STRAWS yesterday and landed on my blog.
(hehe SORRY!)

Ok, this pedigree commercial makes me giggle:
He's not just a GOOD pooper but an optimum one!

which leads me to my next "thought"

toiletpaper

See that?
It's probably one of the best darn packages UPS has ever delivered to my house.
I blogged for that.
UH HUH
I did.
I have no shame.
I've already told ya that I would sell out for 3 things :
toilet paper
brownies
&
aspirin

A mommy blogger's got to do what a mommy blogger's got to do.

16 comments:

Brittney on March 30, 2010 at 2:30 PM said...

LMAO i loved reading this.. idk what a nathans hot dog is.. but if their anything like "chris's hotdogs here in bama... you better go getcha one! LOL

Id sell out for things too.. its ok

Celeste on March 30, 2010 at 2:31 PM said...

oh my. Nathan's hot dogs!! My absolute favorite.
Thanks. Now I *need* one!

Mommafo on March 30, 2010 at 2:39 PM said...

Aspirin? Really? You know that's not very good for you.

One Cluttered Brain on March 30, 2010 at 2:51 PM said...

That ROCKS! You blogged and got free TP! Woo-hoo!!! I love TP. Can't live without it for sure.

Dogs in heat? Hmm. I watched some cats in heat some months ago. It was funny.

Maybe I need to get out more.

I like your random thoughts. You are one funny lady. I think you should take your thoughts to the NEXT level. Make a video of yourself and post it online. You'd be hilarious.
Or whatever. if not, just keep doing what you are doing. I like your posts!!

Crunchy Green Mom - Suzanne on March 30, 2010 at 3:45 PM said...

HEY.. #1) I *heart* Nathan's hot dogs.. Nummo..

#2) I got one of those packages. Can I tell you how UNIMPRESSED my kids were when I pulled toilet paper out of the box.

Not cool Mom :)

sitting on the mood swing at the playground on March 30, 2010 at 3:46 PM said...

I was perfectly fine with leftovers for dinner...now I want a Nathan's hot dog.

emily on March 30, 2010 at 4:25 PM said...

loved this post and LOVE your tip of the day. i knew i was forgeting something today :P
em

Kelly on March 30, 2010 at 4:48 PM said...

There really wasn't a transition from the hot dogs to the real dogs. I got worried for a second, thinking you wanted to eat the dogs :P

Emmy on March 30, 2010 at 5:05 PM said...

Hey, good toilet paper is worth doing just about anything for :)

Anything Fits a Naked Man on March 30, 2010 at 5:32 PM said...

You crack me up! Nathan's hot dogs RULE. Now, I want one too!!

skyM on March 30, 2010 at 7:22 PM said...

Sister, you are kicking some blogging butt!! I love it :D Keep up the fab job as always,
love ya kid
skyM

Funky Mama Bird on March 30, 2010 at 7:59 PM said...

I had to laugh at this: I craved (and ate!) Nathan's hot dogs everyday of the last month of my pregnancy. We now eat them once every few months in nostalgia. And before that I don't think I'd eaten a hot dog in years. Mmm... Nathan's.

Renee•Candy Stick Lane on March 30, 2010 at 8:31 PM said...

This was a FABULOUS post! Im totally with you on DWTS! Brooke is a no - go! WTF?!

Brianne on March 30, 2010 at 9:49 PM said...

CRAP now I want a nathans hot dog....and it will probably be a week or more until I fulfill that craving.

Dogs in heat are TOTALLY like humans dating. You're so not crazy.

And I would L O V E to get a big 'ol pack of TP in the mail. So jealous.

Tiffany on March 31, 2010 at 7:35 PM said...

lol I really do not like hot dogs EXCEPT Nathan's. But I am just getting over the stomach bug, so they are not sounding all that appealing.
This is such a fun post, though!

~SHANNON~ on March 31, 2010 at 8:24 PM said...

Oh Lord you make me laugh! And while we are talking about it...please don't ever change your twitter pic. It makes my day...like everyday:)

 

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