Mar 3, 2010

MUMBO JUMBO

Why do my fingers smell like onion?
I guess it's better than my armpits smelling like one.

Why do Dora's parents let her roam the streets alone?
Do they not watch the news??
Oh, wait....she does have a monkey with her.
I guess it's ok then.

I bet Gerald stinks. (Sid the Science Kid)
He just looks like "the stinky kid".
I am also willing to bet that he has a snotty nose a lot.

can't.quit.sniffing.my.fingers.

My feet are always cold.
They still don't stink though.

The princess likes to put her foot in brother's face and say:
"Smell it...Smell it....TAKE IT...TAKE IT".

She says that's her SPECIAL MOVE.

It makes me laugh.
It makes hunky hubby roll his eyes.

My cat only drinks water from the toilet.
NEVER in her bowl
Is that odd?

Sometimes I feel as if I am talking like Charlie Brown's momma.

Why do my kids look at me like THAT?

WHAT?

ugh....WHATEVER!

I like to dance.
I sometimes make up my own moves.
The princess is the only one that will dance with me.
Ok, I take that back....
Lil Man can groove on demand also.
We call it "shaking our stinky tails".
It's not so clever looking when I type it out though.
It's kind of ODD.
Stinky Tails?
hmmm

Moving along . . .

flippin' onion smell will not go away

Do you think it's toxins coming through my skin?
Or whatever the "fancy term" is?

I've always wanted to be "cleansed".
Once, I thought about buying those sticky foot pads.
Ya know, the ones from the "AS SEEN ON TV" commercials?
Yeah those.
They were supposed to remove all kinds of toxins from your body.
I then saw a "DOES IT REALLY WORK" segment on my local news and they said not to waste my money.
So I didn't.

I love my Dyson.
Have I mentioned that before?
I enjoy looking at all the junk it sucks up.
I tend to suck up everything in sight.
NOT.EVEN.KIDDING.
One day I sucked up a sock.
Another day I sucked up some Littlest Pet Shop toys.
I almost sucked up Big Girl's toe one time.
You should see my kids run around when I turn that thing on!
Funny Stuff.

The kids asked me what was for dinner.
I replied: I dunno, what are you making?

They always give me the strangest looks.

The Princess asks me all the time "When will lunch be ready?"
I reply : "When it's ready."
I give her the SAME EXACT REPLY every day yet she still asks the question.
I don't get it.

I'm still curious as to why SPEIDI would follow me on twitter.
(yeah, both of them now)
I'm trying to think....
Have I ever dissed them?
I don't think I have.
Conan has.
Ok, half of the country has.
Maybe I should start dissing them?
I could start a twitter war or something.
Muahahahahaha

I've never heard Heidi Montag sing.

I just found out who Justin Bieber is.
Not my cup of tea but then again, I'm not 9.

I used to love New Kids on The Block.
(Danny, Donnie, Joe, Jon and Jordan)
that's all of their names in abc order

This onion smell is driving me insane.
Maybe it's my nose?

Whatever it is...
It's wiggity wack!

9 comments:

Annie on March 3, 2010 at 8:33 AM said...

Hilarious! Had me rolling!!

I was thinking the same thing about Gerald. He looks like he could throw some serious fits in the grocery store too. Wouldn't want a Gerald for a son.

I have never had the desire to "Detox" through my feet. Ewwww

Totally random and loved it!

Booklover1212 on March 3, 2010 at 8:48 AM said...

Thank you for making me laugh this morning -- which then quickly turned into a coughing fit thanks to this crud that's invaded my body.

Hope the onion smell goes away. Don't you just hate when it lingers FOREVER!

~ Jennifer

The Mommyologist on March 3, 2010 at 10:07 AM said...

You crack me up!

LMAO about Gerald. That show totally freaks me out. He definitely stinks. And I think Mae is kind of an undercover slut.

Anything Fits a Naked Man on March 3, 2010 at 10:41 AM said...

You're funny! Ah, New Kids on The Block...now THERE was a boy band!!! Thanks for the laugh!!

nichole on March 3, 2010 at 1:00 PM said...

poor danny.

Brianne on March 3, 2010 at 2:22 PM said...

I like to suck things up in my vacuum too. I also like to chase the baby with it because it's funny to make her scared. (Sometimes.) The other day I tried to vacuum up my hubbies nipple, he wasn't amused.

Those foot things were so weirdo. I wanted to try them too! lol But like you said I heard they didn't work so...

I hope the onion smell goes away. Have you googled it? Maybe you have a deficiency...nothing chocolate couldn't fix I'm sure.

Emmy on March 3, 2010 at 2:44 PM said...

I have the silver/metal soap thing that works awesome to get rid of onion or garlic smell. You seriously just rub your hands on it like it is a bar of soap and smell is gone!

And while we are talking about parents, where in the world are Max and Ruby's parents???

Mandy Jo on March 3, 2010 at 3:21 PM said...

Thanks for the laugh... I enjoyed that one! And I just learned who Justin Bieber is too. I guess if my daughter had actually thought he was cute, I would have known sooner.
And my feet and hands are ALWAYS cold...
I used to love the NKOTB, but I am a grown up now.. Don't find them so cool anymore.

Corrie Howe on March 4, 2010 at 9:11 AM said...

Love your stream of thoughts. Have you tried lemon juice for the onion smell? I hear it works. I don't cut onions because my eyes are so sensitive, my husband has the onion slicing and chopping duties.

 

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