Mar 7, 2010

Can I be frank?

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Originally published on October 21, 2009
I want to direct this post to YOU.
The one(s) who comes here each and every day.
The one(s) that leave a comment on each and every one of my fab posts.

I think it's TOTALLY awesome and stuff.
I would return the favor. I really would.

Oh, it's not that I don't like YOU or your blog.
I am sure it is loaded with PURE AWESOME-NESS.
just not as awesome as mine, obviously
You see, I just can't.
I'm busy.
Just look at my followers.
Just look at my 400+ comments on each post.
You can't just expect me to visit all of EVER.....Can you?

I mean, Seriously.
I have to worry about other things.
posting my FAB blog all over the place
to get
Wait for it.....

I am so gonna rule the blog-o-sphere one day.
SOOOOOO gonna do it

Plus more followers....more page views....more page views....higher alexa rating.....higher alexa rating.....bigger page rank....bigger pagerank means more money (or bigger goodies sent to me)

So, I am sure you understand why I just can't drop everything and leave you a

It's all about Priorities.
However, when I do finally make it big (WAY BIG) I am going to have my assistant(that's how big I will be) email all of you to say thanks.
Of course, the email will be mass because I just don't have the time to learn each of your names.
I adore YOU!
I really do.
(Which one of my 8,900 followers are you again?)

P to the S... Don't forget to leave me a comment.
Ya know, so I can TOTALLY ignore it again.


Most of you will get this.
Some of you won't.
Ya know what, It's ok.


Gena on October 22, 2009 at 10:14 AM said...

LOL I love your posts. :) and chatting with you!

jonahbonah on October 22, 2009 at 10:18 AM said...

LOL! I get it, you're too busy for ME! That's ok. I'm right there with ya on everything you said...except for having 8,900 followers and 400 comments on each post. Oh wait, I think I DO get what you're I really understand!!! LOL! I wonder if I'm really right....I wonder if you'll email me to tell me if I'm really right! Oh, I bet you don't have time! :o)

Polka Dot Moon on October 22, 2009 at 10:19 AM said...

Someday you can reflect back....."Remember when I had a blog with only 140 followers"! Oh wait a minute - that's me!!!! ;)

You are hysterical!!

Jaime on October 22, 2009 at 10:47 AM said... it.

Gena on October 22, 2009 at 11:02 AM said...

So I see you finally hired a personal assistant and she commented on my post. But she thinks she is comical (which she totally is NOT). She did make me cry for you (which in return ruined my mascara that I JUST put on) because she isn't a very positive person. Who the heck buys the wrong bon bons! Seriously that chick needs fired! (and you should make her buy me new makeup)

Melissa on October 22, 2009 at 11:07 AM said...

LOL. I think I'm reader number 8,889? I must have missed something b/c I don't think I totally get it!

Martha on October 22, 2009 at 11:07 AM said...

You always make me laugh funny you are!...oh and those gifts...just tell your assistant to forward them all to me...I can take care of it for you:)

Ink Obsession Designs on October 22, 2009 at 11:10 AM said...

This was hilarious!! :)

Beki - TheRustedChain on October 22, 2009 at 11:13 AM said...

Not sure I get the fully intended meaning, but it's still hilarious.

You crack me up!!

(I really HAVE been too busy to visit many blogs lately. :( But that's because of my etsy shop.)

And I've never had 400 comments on a single post. Not even a giveaway.

You and Melissa come visit me in Kansas, okay? The three of us WOULD be The Perfect Trio! We'd laugh for days and days.

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Erin.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• on October 22, 2009 at 12:30 PM said...


AiringMyLaundry on October 22, 2009 at 12:44 PM said...

I love the picture :)

Nicole on October 22, 2009 at 12:53 PM said...

hahah love it ♥

Under this Umbrella on October 22, 2009 at 12:56 PM said...

First of all, that picture made me laugh. Let me know how that personal assistant is working out, I am getting to be so big that I need a personal assistant for my personal assistant.

MRP on October 22, 2009 at 12:56 PM said...

Does this mean you will be changing the name on your header to Frank? Bwhahahaaaa! ;)

Loukia on October 22, 2009 at 1:26 PM said...

Okay Miss Popular, your turn to go share the comment love now! xo

Anonymous said...

Got it.

Amy on October 22, 2009 at 4:33 PM said...

I love this new look you came up with for your blog. Love this post and all of the faces. Have a great day.

Liz Mays on October 22, 2009 at 5:25 PM said...

Amen to the amen! I love those auto responses because they make me want to go back never. ;)

Designs by Jessie on October 22, 2009 at 5:54 PM said...

LOL.. thats ok.. Sometimes its hard to be that "poop"ular. I completly understand..

Terryl on October 22, 2009 at 8:03 PM said...

Hilarious. I hear ya, girl.

Kristina on October 22, 2009 at 9:24 PM said...

love it!!!!

Unknown on October 22, 2009 at 11:15 PM said...

Haha! You are a riot! I love it :)

Krista on October 23, 2009 at 12:56 PM said...

i get it - perfect!

mrs.notouching on October 24, 2009 at 11:01 PM said...

Oh I totally get it.


The Executive Assistant of a big-ass (literally) blog ""

Unknown on October 25, 2009 at 3:48 PM said...

This completely cracked me up! THanks for making me smile through the craziness of a house full of Swine flu:)

Amy on March 7, 2010 at 3:42 PM said...

Happy Sunday..

I know I have not been by in awhile. Sorry. It has been crazy...

Great post..

Emmy on March 8, 2010 at 2:20 PM said...

I will totally leave a comment for a smooch like that :p


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