3 things needed while while traveling through the blogosphere...
a pair of secret decoder glasses
The dictionary is for all the BIG words you will come across.
Yep, mommy bloggers have been known to talk about things other than temper tantrums and poopy diapers.
A compass for navigating your way around the blog.
Have you ever found yourself lost in a sea of reviews?
Did you take a right turn when you meant to take a left just looking for the comments section?
I always blame the distraction on the scrolly sidebars.
Can't understand the blogger?
as if they are speaking in another language
A lot of isms, osms and odd looking symbols...
babbling without pausing
(woah nelly-slow that roll)
yellow font on top of a black background?
Yeah, you need secret decoder glasses for that.
Optional but highly recommended:
Why boots? Well, you are going to need those for all the bull cr-------
Just get the boots.