3 things needed while while traveling through the blogosphere...
a dictionary
a compass
&
a pair of secret decoder glasses
The dictionary is for all the BIG words you will come across.
Yep, mommy bloggers have been known to talk about things other than temper tantrums and poopy diapers.
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A compass for navigating your way around the blog.
WOWZA!
Have you ever found yourself lost in a sea of reviews?
or
Did you take a right turn when you meant to take a left just looking for the comments section?
I always blame the distraction on the scrolly sidebars.
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Can't understand the blogger?
as if they are speaking in another language
A lot of isms, osms and odd looking symbols...
babbling without pausing
(woah nelly-slow that roll)
yellow font on top of a black background?
Yeah, you need secret decoder glasses for that.
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Optional but highly recommended:
BOOTS
Why boots? Well, you are going to need those for all the bull cr-------
Just get the boots.
TRUST ME!
10 comments:
Are you saying I'm full of sheet???
= p No dictionary needed on my blog...nice small words that I, er I mean, everyone can understand.
HA! It's the truth.
Make your blog simple. I am more likely to read it.
YEAH!
I'll tweet this one to the masses as well!
*rolling eyes at WAY too many reviews* SIGH.
Not you, but some mommy bloggers. And sponsors too, i mean come on, people, sponsor my blog too, I'm just as cool. :)
Do you know where I can purchase said glasses? What about eye drops, to dry your eyes after they've been staring at a screen for hours at a time?
{PS} Love the scratch and sniff comments, I bet it makes it remarkably easy to weed out the bull cr- that you use the boots for! ^_^
Puwahaha! I want those decoder glasses for sure. Stylin'...
What about an egg timer? Sometimes it's far too easy to get sucked in going from one blog to another. Blog hopping is not good for the chore list.
If you want me to buy those boots, please tell me where I can find them. There's a lot of sh*t to wade through.
You said it sista! Where do we find the cool glasses?
I hate having to search for the place I supposed to leave a comment. Keep it simple... it works best.
Hilarious! Love the boots...very very true :)
Now come over to my blog for a review!! {totally kidding!}
Love your blog. How cute are your kids! I will keep coming back for more for sure! Would love for to come visit me if you get the chance! http://kitchenbelleicious.blogspot.com XOXO
This was a really funny way of putting it! Seriously people, the simpler the better!!
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