Mar 17, 2010

One of those top ten lists . . .

Here's my Top Ten "Favorite Keyword Searches" of the week :
(I always get a giggle out of these.) 
~click to see what page they landed on~

10. Chesters Drawers / Chester Drawers
*It's actually Chest OF Drawers....if you're old. :snicker:

9. son has a large head
*Mine has the biggest so I feel your pain. I do. 


8. scared of bathroom airplanes
*Poop is a scary thing, man.

7. kids smell like onions
*Ah, that armpit smell.

6. my mommy is naked dot com
*I don't even know what to say.

5. abbreviation for toots
*There's an abbreviation for that? 

4. smelling my feet
*Just do that AWAY from me, ok?

3. rip is on line toot
*This one get's WAY TOO many hits. 
Or maybe I just talk about "toots" alot?

2. your toes are jacked up
*Please OH PLEASE....Keep them away from me!

1. booty clapping rump shaker

Every time I do one of these posts someone asks me WHERE to get this info.
 Google Analytics
Get Clicky

There are others out there but these are the ones that I use.

Now, please excuse me because I need a few of these :


Is this time change kicking anyone else in the booty?
Talk about a RUMP SHAKER!


Mommafo on March 17, 2010 at 10:22 AM said...

*psst* Your son Rip is on line toot.

Mickey on March 17, 2010 at 12:56 PM said...

You are so nutty! Happy St Pat's to you too!

Casey on March 17, 2010 at 3:53 PM said...

That is a very interesing list you have there!

Christina - Rant Rave Roll on March 17, 2010 at 3:56 PM said...

No... not feet! Anything, but feet!

Emmy on March 17, 2010 at 6:17 PM said...

I am afraid what some of mine might be after my post tomorrow.. I use the word boobs a couple of times, yikes!

Cari on March 17, 2010 at 9:48 PM said...

LMAO! Those were great! Thanks for sharing :) I'm your newest follower, thanks for following me!

Amy Clary on March 18, 2010 at 7:22 AM said...

These are so funny. I just love the random searches that accidentally land people on my blog too.
*shrug* I guess a click is a click, right? lol

Amanda on March 18, 2010 at 7:23 AM said...

The "rip is on line toot" cracked me up. I used to be in a homemaker's chat group and we had a rip and a toots.


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