Dec 14, 2009

I am NOT that Parent....


Big girl is NOT wearing a pair of black jogging pants with the word BOO printed on her leg.
NO....She would never wear something like that.
"Trendy Tykes and all" (hardy har har)

&

I did NOT just go up to her and say :
"AHHHHHHHH!!"
while trying to run away....very slowly, I might add

And she did NOT go :
"HUH?"
with a rather disgusted look on her face

And then I NEVER said :
"Ooooh you scared me!"

To which she WOULD NEVER act as if I am THAT embarrassing parent.
(while rolling her eyes)

Uh, you know....
The one that does NOT ride down the road with the radio up loud dancing around like a fool just waiting for someone to notice.
OR
The one that does NOT practice her KISSY/PUCKER lips at the glass door while a CERTAIN BIG GIRL and FRIENDS wait to get in.

smooches

OR
The one that does NOT post photos which may be later used to embarrass her.
AHEM, future boyfriends....maybe?

Because she would NEVER copy the cat's fashions :

meg cat1

NEVER!

meg cat2


I am SOOOO
NOT
THAT
PARENT.

(insert evil laugh here)

and

(here)

Oh....

(here too)

10 comments:

Debbie on December 14, 2009 at 1:13 PM said...

How adorable she is. And you should see some of the things my kids have worn out of the house over the years. You would realize you are still trendy!

Confessions From A Working Mom on December 14, 2009 at 2:19 PM said...

You are SO that parent!!! And I am too-- I love dancing down the aisles in the grocery store just to embarass my husband. I can only imagine how much that will endear me (or not) to my daughter one day!

~Elizabeth
http://confessionsfromaworkingmom.blogspot.com

Chelle on December 14, 2009 at 3:24 PM said...

Don't you love how we always told ourselves we will NEVER be, you know--THAT parent! Haha!

And she is too cute for words. Seriously!

Amy on December 14, 2009 at 3:55 PM said...

how funny.. i love the kind of Mom you are.

Andrea-Memories As A Mom on December 14, 2009 at 4:09 PM said...

Haha! That's great :) And what a beautiful little girl! Thanks for your comment last week on my post with my son sitting on Santa's lap. . .it is definitely a keeper, haha!

Christina on December 14, 2009 at 5:06 PM said...

Hahaha.... My DD has gotten to the point where it's not cool to hold hand with mom anymore, so I have to find other ways to embarrass her. I get lots of eye rolling lately.

Emmy on December 14, 2009 at 5:09 PM said...

Love your evil laugh. And that picture of her is cute, so probably won't be blackmail worthy :)

blueviolet on December 14, 2009 at 5:40 PM said...

Is there a parent out there that doesn't have all kinds of blackmail photos of their kids? I hope not! ;)

Kristina Petrella on December 14, 2009 at 10:50 PM said...

LOVE IT!!!! I have to say that I can't wait until my daughter can actually understand the wonderful humor that will pay her back for the rest of her life for infractions such as singing Jesus loves me at the top of her lungs at 6 am!

There should be a ten ways to embarrass your child blog

gina on December 15, 2009 at 1:34 PM said...

Ok, yeah, I so DIDn't sing along to Debbie Gibson's Lost in your eyes last week while grocery shopping with two of the girlies!

 

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