I am NOT that Parent....

Big girl is NOT wearing a pair of black jogging pants with the word BOO printed on her leg.
NO....She would never wear something like that.
"Trendy Tykes and all" (hardy har har)

&

I did NOT just go up to her and say :
"AHHHHHHHH!!"
while trying to run away....very slowly, I might add

And she did NOT go :
"HUH?"
with a rather disgusted look on her face

And then I NEVER said :
"Ooooh you scared me!"

To which she WOULD NEVER act as if I am THAT embarrassing parent.
(while rolling her eyes)

Uh, you know....
The one that does NOT ride down the road with the radio up loud dancing around like a fool just waiting for someone to notice.
OR
The one that does NOT practice her KISSY/PUCKER lips at the glass door while a CERTAIN BIG GIRL and FRIENDS wait to get in.



OR
The one that does NOT post photos which may be later used to embarrass her.
AHEM, future boyfriends....maybe?

Because she would NEVER copy the cat's fashions :



NEVER!




I am SOOOO
NOT
THAT
PARENT.

(insert evil laugh here)

and

(here)

Oh....

(here too)

Not Me Monday!

Those clothes....
Ya know, the ones in the washing machine?



Well, I didn't forget about them today.
Nope
NOT ME!

I also didn't forget about them TWICE yesterday.
Nope
Not Me!

Those same clothes....
HAVE NOT
been washed three times (soon to be four).
NOOOOO!

I mean, think of all the water that would have been wasted.
Not to mention ...the detergent.

NO, Little Princess...
I did not buy your Barbie doll a shirt just like the one you own.
uh m m m
That IS your shirt.
or
It used to be----- LIKE YESTERDAY.

Yeahhhh
I mean

NOOOOOO!


P to the S: I also didn't just shove colors in with whites.
Oh Wait...
I did do that.
Yeah, I always do that.
What? I never said that I was June Cleaver around here.