Dec 31, 2009


Wow, I had a lot going on in 2009.
well, not that much

Since everyone else was doing those YEAR IN REVIEW posts....
I figured I would follow.
So here ya go :

My year in blog posts
How on earth will I top all of this?
Can I get even crazier?

Stay tuned!

I asked a lot of questions in 2009 like this one
Breastfeeding, How old is too old?

My kids said some pretty crazy stuff.
Ahhh.... Good Ole Smelly Mud

They also tried to play with my big straws aka tampons. I didn't let that happen though.
Actually, they are pretty darn embarrassing. Where on earth do they get this?

I found out that THIS STUFF does not work.

I told everyone where babies come from.

I took a moment of silence for lost socks EVERYWHERE.

I vowed never to give up my goal of becoming THE SUPER MOM. (although I am slacking a little)

I confessed a lot.

Slayed some snakes...

Pondered this whole blogging thing

Told ya how greedy I was....

Ate some comments or candybars or something like that . . . (BURP)

Talked about toots : A LOT!
and I mean A LOT . . .

I always kept it real with you guys. ALWAYS!

Introduced you to Robot Legs.

Hunky Hubby loves me long time and Full Size not Fun Size too.
We had some pretty HAWT dates.
I tore a page out of his book.

Lisa Marie Prestley emailed me. (probably sometime after all my lottery winnings)

I did a lot of blogging from the bathroom.

I became infatuated with the nerds.

Ate some bon bons and watched a lot of soaps

Sued some mommy bloggers

Offended some toes
also offended Granny Goodtimes

I also made fun of the KISSY FACE.

My cat hijacked the blog.

oooooh....We can't forget about Stanley! (Poor Stanley) Darn pushy PR rep
This is about the time that I became known as Luwanda, Gracie Lou and FRANK.

My lips may lie but my HIPS NEVER DO!

I got a little lesson on POOOOOP.

I told ya how I pretend to talk on the cell phone to make myself look cool.

I became a pilgrim.....a high heel wearing pilgrim.

Twitter annoyed me but not as much as facebook (GAG).

Mourned my tatas . . .

Let's not forget my love for the lady with the perfect kids

Rats were all the rage, Y'all.

I tried to introduce my family to the BIG ROUND THING.

I became a Snuggie owner.

Santa didn't listen and I blamed Bobby Flay.

Frosty became a pimp.

pondered on toilet paper....and how much does it take to wipe and elephant's butt

I even threatened the inventor of Twisty Ties.

Tasered some dogs (almost)

Happy New Year, Y'all.

I vow to use more of these !!!! and a WHOLE BUNCH of these . . . . .

I also vow to not swallow as much bubblegum this year as I did in 2009

ooooh and . . .
I vow that I will clean up less hair balls.
Eh, who am I kidding.
That's the kids job.


Kim on December 31, 2009 at 4:40 PM said...

You are the biggest dork & one of my fave peoples! & I'm still waiting for a pilgrim vid!

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Erin.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• on December 31, 2009 at 5:29 PM said...

LOL Hope you have a wonderful New Year! Great recap btw!

Amy on December 31, 2009 at 7:19 PM said...

This is so fun. I can't wait to see what 2010 holds for you..

Happy New Year..

Working Mommy on December 31, 2009 at 8:03 PM said...

It has been great getting to know you...can't wait to read more in 2010!


Shelley on January 1, 2010 at 8:49 AM said...

Too funny! Happy New Year!!!!

Following from MBC! I'd love for you to come visit me!


Liz Mays on January 1, 2010 at 9:19 AM said...

I remember back before you let your inner wild child out. You were some kind of pent-up PR blogger or something. Those were times when you never referred to other people by terms such as granny goodtimes. Oh how I miss those days....

Just kidding! I wouldn't have you any other way, you big basket of nuttiness!

Happy New Year!!!

CalgaryDaddy on January 1, 2010 at 2:23 PM said...

Good List! Nice blog btw...


Alesha @ Full Time Mama on January 1, 2010 at 3:37 PM said...

A walk down memory lane... It was lovely. =) Read some I hadnt read before (from before I found you) and re-read some I had already read... Good times.
Happy New Year!

Helene on January 1, 2010 at 4:01 PM said...

Wow, looks like you had a very eventful year!! Hope 2010 is full of wonderful moments for you!!

This walk down memory lane was a blast to read!

Pres. Kathy on January 2, 2010 at 6:17 PM said...

SO glad I found your blog - Happy new year!


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