Not Me! MONDAY

Well, It's Monday.
hmm....what can I say about Monday?
Eh, Not much because they stink!
Join me for NOT ME! MONDAY....Let's (NOT) enjoy Monday together.

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Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

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For starters:
I can tell you that I am NOT sitting here thinking of something clever to say. Nah, Clever is my middle name along with cool, awesome, smart and funny. I am sure you already knew that though. hardy har har!

Oh, I can also tell you that I am NOT going to be embarrassed by my BIG GIRL today when we go to the dentist. NOPE! She is NOT going to act all crazy when they clean her teeth and she is definately not going to ask them if they are choking her AGAIN!
My kids would NEVER embarrass me like that. NOOOOO

Speaking of my kids NOT embarrassing me....
My son did NOT tell the lady in church yesterday that her breath "stunk".
(while holding his nose with his fingers)
Now why on earth would he do a thing like that especially since I was standing there TALKING TO HER!
He does NOT tell it like it is.
Oh, and her breath.....
Well, it DID NOT STINK!
*it actually smelled like sausage which actually meant she had a better breakfast than I did.

Of course I did NOT come up with some CRAZY excuse as to why he would say something like that.
Nope, I did NOT tell her that he thinks everyone's breath stinks.
HEY! It was early and that was the only thing I could come up with........
and then I walked away NOT feeling all dumb and stuff.