Razor Burn on Hwy 51

Woman crashes car while shaving . . .

HER BIKINI AREA

I'm sure there is a logical explanation for this crash.
She probably just nixed herself with the razor.

That hurts.
Ya know?

My momma always told me to wear clean underwear when I went out.
*Ya always wanted to prepared just in case an accident occurred. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if you had to be taken to the hospital with dirty undies?

Maybe her mom told her mom told her something different?
AHEM!

This is SMOKIN'

I better go ahead and get this for the kids . . .



That smoker's cough is keeping them up at night.

Now, if they could only come up with a STOP DRINKING GAME.....