Blame it on the Rain or something like that

I'm playing the BLAME GAME today.
(join me?)

I've been tired and cranky for the past couple of days.
I'm gonna blame the weather.

I'm irritated with Paula Deen. Ok, not really.
But I am disappointed.
She still hasn't acknowledged me on twitter.
I'm gonna blame Bobby Flay.

I'm annoyed with video games.
Kids fighting over wins/losses.
Kids making me read for them so they can make it to the next stage.
What's up with that VIDEO GAME MAKERS especially the ones that made SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ? ? ?
It's a whole lot of reading.
My kid just turned 5.
She can't read.
WHY SO MANY WORDS????
I'm gonna blame Bowser or that weird looking mushroom thing that walks around Mario Land.

My cat annoyed me this week.
Hair balls, need I say more?
I'm gonna blame Meow Mix.

My grandma isn't doing to well.
She's been in the hospital all week (back and forth).
I'm gonna blame OLD AGE....She's 92
*would appreciate some prayers too*

I've started feeling a little grinchy.
I'm gonna blame the sponsor that hasn't shipped my reader's prize out yet.
It's been 2 months.
Oh, and I have still not received an email back.
I'm still waiting.
until Monday
*
*
*

When Monday comes and you see a nasty post.
I'm gonna blame my assistant.

The end.

yeahhhh.....NO

Sorry guys, I woke up with the crud again today.



So I will apologize in advance.
I am definitely not going to be spitting lollipops and tootin' rainbows today.

But
I do have a giveaway scheduled to post later this afternoon.
For

THIS

So, come back later and enter.
Also, next week I will be hosting a series of giveaways.
However, these will only be given away to my "subscribers" and "Google Friend Connect" pals.
It's just my way of saying "THANKS FOR READING!"

BUT
Don't fret.
It's never too late to become one of my pals.
Just subscribe at the top left corner or via google friend connect.

HookD on Phonics WORKD for MEEE!

UMM HELLO??
My baby ain't NO Einstein.
What's up with that?
HUH?

I went out and bought these dvd's to make my kid smart.
Ya see, Lil BUBBA'S momma (from down the road) talks about him being a genious and stuff.
Ya know,
Lil Bubba can do this....
Lil Bubba can do that...
Heck, I wouldn't about to let Lil Bubba outdo my kid.
We were going to SHOW them.

UH HUH

My baby was gonna be an Einstein.
HELLO?
The dvd had "EINSTEIN" on it.
AND
Einstein was like REAL SMART!!

Bought those dvds
Popped 'em in the dvd player
AND
let them do their job


Of course, I didn't expect anything after day 1 or even day 2 but BOY oh BOY was I excited for day 3.

"Alright baby, show me your SMARTS!" I said
We had ourself a little "lesson" right there in the floor.
yes.we.did.
Of course, I started off with the easy stuff.....
Ya know
Like
Pre-Algebra questions
I was gonna save the Geometry for Day 5.
BUT
We ran into a little problem.
Baby wouldn't tell me the answer.
OK
So maybe Algebra wasn't baby's subject.
We moved on to French.
I asked baby to sing Mary had a little lamb (in french, of course).
Again, NOTHING.

Now....here is when I started to worry.

Would we need to go purchase Baby Einstein for Dummies?


:Sigh:
Then I got word that Baby Einstein dvd's really didn't turn kids into geniuses.
YOU HAD ME FOOLED, BABY EINSTEIN!
BUT
What a relief...
I was thinking my kid was a dummy.

Now I have to go find some other dvd's to make my kid smart.
Suggestions?
I mean, I would teach them myself but I am like SUPER BUSY around here.
I just don't have time for things like that.

@@

^
.
.
.

(that's me rolling my eyes)

I'm curious
How many of you are going to actually get a refund on these dvds?
just-a- wonderin'

IMA USER

I've been wanting some bagels for awhile now.

However, every time I made the grocery list the bagels were never on there.
As in : Momma forgot
But
Momma didn't forget the past week.
I finally got those bagels!
What else was on the list?
CREAM CHEESE, of course.

Get.em...Got.em...Good!
I toasted my bagel and put GOBS and GOBS of cream cheese on it.



mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

or
So I thought.

Those bagels that I had wanted?
Well, I don't want them so much anymore.
The cream cheese....
Yeah, I still want that.
The bagels?
Not so much.

I walk past those bagels daily.
They beg to be eaten (especially before the expiration date).
I just can't.
I don't want them.

Did I use them?
*ashamed*
Did I really just want the cream cheese?
Did I only suggest buying bagels to make myself look better?
I mean, eating cream cheese out of the container would just be wrong, right?
The bagels, Were they just a cover up?

:Sigh:
I must tell the bagels.
I owe them the truth.
I only used them for the cream cheese....