Dear Anonymous and Spammer

Anonymous :
I get it. You don't want anyone to uncover your super secret identity.
I get it....I really do.
Sometimes, I like to remain anonymous when I am prank calling folks. I use that super secret code and type it in on the cell phone where my number doesn't show up.
THEY NEVER SUSPECT A THING!!

So, as you can see I get it.
I REALLY DO!

However, what I do NOT get is . . . .
Why do you enter giveaways under "Anonymous"?
NO, I am not referring to ALL of you "ANONYMOUS" folks.
I know that some of you do not have your own blog.
That's fine.
You always leave me an email address so I can contact you.
BUT
I am talking to the ones that come here and leave nothing but . . .
"ANONYMOUS"
"Would really love to win!"

Does that make sense?
I mean...
If I were to say "ANONYMOUS", You are the winner.
Who would answer me?

Oh, but thanks for the comment!
I do love me some comments.
Anonymous or not

Spammers:
It stinks.
Doesn't it?
(leaving a comment on a blog where they go into moderation)
You can keep trying.....
Really, I don't mind.
BUT JUST KNOW THIS:
Your spam will never make it's way to my blog.
I love the "Reject" button.
LOVE IT!


xoxoxo
(smooooches and hugs)
Linda