Where does one purchase a Unicorn?

Please someone tell me.
I will then be able to let "Anonymous" know.

Yes, ANONYMOUS . . .
I am going to try and help you out.
I mean you must REALLY need this unicorn and FAST since you visit daily and "attempt" to leave this comment on my blog every.single.time.

"Please tell me where to get a unicorn."

Afterall, you did say PLEASE.