BOO!

It's like a ghost town around here.
Is it because of the holiday?
College football?
WHERE IS EVERYONE? I am B to the O -R-E-D!
I've been browsing.
I've been blog hopping.
I've been....
Well...
I haven't been doing much.
I did get a little giggle from Google Analytics.
(Do you have this installed on your blog?)
It tells ya how everyone got to your blog.....what crazy keywords they used.
I tend to get a kick out of it.

Here's the ones that amused me the most :

Your son RIP is on line toot
also, son Rip is on line toot video and Rip Toot Gas
UH HUH, I am not the only one talking about toots and stuff.

Bathroom Blogging
I'm not the only one?

Boom Chalok
Eh, Don't you mean Boom Cha lok lok Boom?

construction daddy having a baby
WOW, Congrats!
I think?

I heart Nerds.
Awww...I do too!

Ima Hog
Awww....so am I!

Kids that have gone insane
uh, what about mom that has gone insane?

ironing made easy
ROFL! How did they end up on my blog?
IRON? We call it a DRYER.

Mckmama affair husband
Geesh, why is anyone even searching that and how did you end up HERE?
It's called MIND YO OWN BIZNESS.

What makes my hubby hunky?
Ok, I have a hunky hubby so everybody wants one now.
Geesh.....people.
GEESH!
(how many times can I say GEESH before it gets annoying?)
GEE-------
eh, nevermind

&
My favorite

Plain to the Insane, Oh
I love it.
I may steal it.
It will be my new catchphrase.
Yep.
It will.

P to the S: I added link within back to the blog. Let me know if it slows anything down.

what a bunch of weirdos!

I can always count of Google Analytics for a good laugh.
Here are just a few of the keywords used to find my blog . . .

from pimples to wrinkles
*Yep, that's usually what happens.

I tried not to splash in the bath for you
*Why thank you! I don't like to be splashed in the bathtub. It's probably the reason I always get in alone.

bar names that are hip and cool
*hmm....what about the SALTY SPITOON? It's cool enough for Spongebob Squarepants.

booger tissues
*hmmm....

can "talking" hallmark cards be mailed?
*Yes, they can!

childish linda dress
*Are you calling my dress....CHILDISH? Wait a minute, Have you ever seen my dress?

do they drink one kids boost essentials a day
*Well, I usually drink them before the kids get a chance.

is pink sling ok for baby boy
*umm, NO!

love feet
*go away, sicko!

get rid of boogies
*I agree, get rid of them! I heard that blowing your nose works.

How many calories are in Pizza Hut pizza?
How many calories are in Pizza Hut Tuscani Lasagna?
How many calories are in Pizza Hut garlic sticks?
How many calories are in Pizza Hut pan pizzas?
How many calories are in Pizza Hut alfredo?
(oh, there were even more too)
*Ok, if you are so obsessed with the calories in PIZZA HUT anything then I am pretty sure you don't need to be eating it.
Let's just say A LOT of calories.
Ok?