Apr 30, 2010

Celebrity Baby Names....What were they drinking?

Because I am so random ....
Let's dish on baby names today.
BABY NAMES?
Hmmmm.....
Does that mean . . . . ? ! ? !

Uh NO!
It's just me being "RAN-DOM".
But
I do have bloggy friends that are expecting. Maybe we can come up with some great name ideas for them?
Like "Honey B" or "Poppy Honey"?
ok, maybe not
We are not talking about BORING EVERYDAY NORMAL names.....
We are talking about celebrity baby names.
ugly baby

:Cringe:

Ok, I'll admit...Some of them are pretty creative but WHY would you do that to your child?
Poppy Honey
Yeah, that's a kid's real name. Ya know TV chef Jamie Oliver? Well, that is his kid's name.
FOR REAL
He's also got a kiddo named Daisy Boo.
UH HUH
I couldn't make this stuff up even if I tried.
What do you think of the name Speck Wildhorse?
Oh come on.
I know you had that one picked out for your lil munchkin.
You probably decided against it since John Mellencamp named his daughter that, right?

But wait there's even wilder names out there . . .

Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and  Pixie, groovy eh?
They all belong to the same couple, Bob Geldof and Paula Yates.
This may sound harsh but they kind of sound like dog names.
HERE FIFI....
Err I mean FIFI TRIXIBELLE
crying baby

What do you think?
Do you know someone with a crazy sounding name?

I know there are some crazy names out there.
I can't even pronounce or spell some of them.
Heck, I don't even think the poor kids can spell them either.

Ok, here's another question.
Do you have a weird name? COME ON, we won't make fun of you (well, maybe).
Would you consider any of the names that I mentioned above? If so, WHY? 
Are you flippin' crazy or something? 
Geesh!

Come on....
Tell me some names of actual people that you know.
Ya know, WEIRD NAMES
Give us some juicy story about them too.
Ok?
(kidding)
or maybe I'm not?



Oh and if you are pregnant, Can I name your baby?

I saw a listing on ebay once where they were letting people bid and the highest bidder would actually name the baby.



Ok, that was my random thought for the day.
Carry on

10 comments:

No on April 30, 2010 at 7:36 PM said...

When I was a kid in school there was a boy... his name was Sonny Noon. Guess what his middle name was?? AFTER!! Sonny After Noon.

blueviolet on April 30, 2010 at 7:40 PM said...

They always come up with ridiculous choices! I don't get it at all!!! Ego must kill brain cells.

Laura Lynn on April 30, 2010 at 7:57 PM said...

Those are funny, but I like Daisy -
just not Boo.
My kids have different names though so I'm not one to talk, ha ha.
Coco and Apple seem pretty tame to the ones you listed!

Michelle@DomesticationoftheSingleGirl on April 30, 2010 at 8:15 PM said...

Fifi Trixibelle is a total poodle name.

Audio Science is one that makes me really mad. Individuality? Fine. But your kid ain't a toy. Your kid is a human being. A human being who needs a name. A NAME.

Another thing that (in my ever so humble opinion) has gone too far...the trend of yooneek name spelyngz. Sure, it's subjective...but when you're adding silent Q's and a gazillion vowels it's just too much. TOO MUCH. (In my ever so humble opinion. Mmmhmm ;p)

Christina on April 30, 2010 at 9:37 PM said...

When I was naming my first, my mother's only advice was "Be nice, your child will have to live with the name the rest of his life"

Keri "The Coupon Lady" on April 30, 2010 at 10:02 PM said...

Hm...I've tell you this since he'll never read it. :) My hubby's name is Erin. His parents were thinking of Ireland and never considered that he would be mistaken for a female his entire life. Do you know how often people are surprised to learn we are not a lesbian couple?!? And my name can be mistaken for a man's too, so there you go!

Stacy on April 30, 2010 at 10:58 PM said...

This made me smile big!!! I left you something on my blog.

http://afortunatestrokeofserendipity.blogspot.com/

Tiaras on May 1, 2010 at 12:15 AM said...

All I keep thinking is how these children will be as an adult introducing themselves for an interview!

Yum Yucky on May 2, 2010 at 9:57 PM said...

Look at that Troll Baby in the first pic. My kids make really ugly faces when they cry real hard. UG-LY! whew.

Amy on May 3, 2010 at 4:29 PM said...

I remember the older woman who lived next to my grandmother when I was little was named "Velvet Couch."

I was in law enforcement for many years, so I've heard a lot of strange names!!! It's crazy what people will name their children!!

 

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