Sep 25, 2009

Skinny Jeans . . . Yeahhhhhhh


Let's talk about "Skinny Jeans" for a minute.

Skinny jeans seem to be all the rage.
Everywhere I turn, I see SKINNY JEANS.
Here Skinny Jeans, There Skinny Jeans.....Everywhere Skinny Jeans

I am constantly hearing "Put on your SKINNY JEANS."

Question: What am I doing wrong?
Obviously my "Skinny Jeans" didn't come with instructions.
WHY AREN'T THEY MAKING ME SKINNY?
What's the trick?
I don't even FEEL skinny wearing them.
I mean, HELLO! I had to unbutton them just to eat my cheeseburger the other night.

That can't be right, Can it?


Skinny jeans . . . My.Rear.End

15 comments:

Gabriela Marrosu on September 25, 2009 at 2:15 PM said...

LOL... I'll wear skinny jeans when I'm down to a size 5T

Viv on September 25, 2009 at 2:17 PM said...

You're so funny!

Polka Dot Moon on September 25, 2009 at 2:34 PM said...

The look of those with the tapered leg drive me crazy! Especially on guys! Don't like them even if I could fit into them ;)

Krista on September 25, 2009 at 3:51 PM said...

Hellewww people, why would I put on a pair of jeans that ACCENTUATES the fact that I'm bigger on top and skinnier at the bottom? My ankles are my best feature!

Keisha on September 25, 2009 at 4:06 PM said...

LOL!!! Yep,.. I don't like them either.

Nichole on September 25, 2009 at 6:06 PM said...

skinny jeans are not so skinny are they.

Sarah @ When two becomes three... on September 25, 2009 at 6:42 PM said...

You know what looks good with skinny jeans???

Leg warmers!!!!!!!!

Time for this trend to head on back to the 80's.

Amanda on September 25, 2009 at 6:47 PM said...

That's what I'm saying! They don't work on me either, so don't feel bad!

Emmy on September 25, 2009 at 10:04 PM said...

They just didn't want to call them peg jeans any more. Had to think of some new name for the evil pants revisited.

thatgirlblogs on September 25, 2009 at 11:00 PM said...

I can't wear the skinny jeans. can't even wear skinny socks.

La Belle Mere UK on September 26, 2009 at 4:13 AM said...

Waaaaaaaaaah!!!! I'm not designed for skinny jeans either. My arse just looks enormous!!! I'm still stubbornly rocking the bootcuts I'm afraid. Little bit dated but it's better than looking like a skittle.

Mama Kat on September 26, 2009 at 12:52 PM said...

Yeah...mama no likey skinny jeans. Only anorexic girls supermodels can get away with skinny jeans. I just don't even think they're cute.

BabeeLove on September 26, 2009 at 10:02 PM said...

Too funny! I won't put on skinny jeans because I know that they won't make me look skinny.

Amanda on September 27, 2009 at 5:45 AM said...

I haven't worn skinny jeans since I was about 10 years old. That's what happens when you start to develop and get *gasp* hips. Not all of us women are shaped like supermodels/boys with no curves.

Native American Momma on September 27, 2009 at 5:24 PM said...

oh I thought skinny jeans were to be put away in your closet until you get skinny, you know like motivation. Hmmm perhaps I should try putting them on and see if they would make me skinny ? LOL

 

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